His girlfriend commands that he marry her.

His wife demands him home in time for tea.

His blackmailer commandeers half of his secret earnings.

Then he gets hit by a bus.

All in all, it's not a good day for Eric. And once he's on crutches, it becomes impossible to juggle two lives, three women and one vicious gangster. Eric's double-decker life and triple-tangled lies drive him to a catastrophic collision in Joseph Connolly's wry and ingeniously plotted black comedy.