Crock-legged footballer, gaoled bouncer, earmarked for execution by the Provisional IRA and hopelessly in the clutches of British Intelligence, Keegan finds himself sent to Ibiza to deliver a message to a fellow ex-footballer now turned alcoholic. "A few days in the sun," his new boss Holmyard told him. Keegan knew it would be more than that but even he wasn't prepared for the chain of events which followed. Events involving Arabs and Israelis and people who wanted him--dead!