A humorous revelation of the "truth" behind selling a home and buying a new home. Based on actual events; it is an odyssey that captures all the insanity, silliness and downright lies that were endured during one house Purchase and Sale. Not a "Reality TV" storyline but a "snarky" telling of the truth. Many are "hoisted with their own petard." (If you cannot "take the heat," buy a "happy book.") There are twists and turns in what should be a straightforward process. Just when everything seems under control, there are breaks in the continuum. Fortunately, there are plenty of tips on how to anticipate and perhaps avoid the traps set by "everyone.