Patrick Saunders is in love with Doctor Clifford Ubangi-Tutu. He’s always wanted to do it in a doctor’s office. Unfortunately, Clifford is married and has a busy life. They will just have to snatch what pleasure they can, when they can, and trust to the future that things will work out. In the meantime, Patrick does what Cliffie suggests, and loves every minute of it. A short story.