Oliver Andresen, as Lieutenant Rumstad, narrates the increasingly bizarre series of events which transform the naïve young man into a more experienced but still perplexed man of the world. Andresen's wry wit and admittedly dirty mind make for an uproariously entertaining ride on the wild side.

Full of naughty surprises, this book will shock some readers, but those who are amused by the human condition will have a wonderful time as Rumstad somehow muddles his way through a world he never fully understands.