God Help All Little Children Read, Write and Spell explores in depth the destructive effect many people suffer trying to learn the written English language and the gigantic psychological, social and economic impact of the resulting trauma. A rationalized and consistent phonetic Modular English written language is constructed to make English vastly more accessible to all the two billion people worldwide who need to know it. The details of Modular English are immensely simple. The benefits of this language reform are described at length and will benefit "all little children" for all time. An implementation strategy is also put forward.