A 30 year study about the history of church hypocrisy, and the Pastors that disseminate it. Using the Law of First Mention, the origin of the heresies we hear in the pulpits of the world today are investigated and documented, to assist the reader with separating religious fact from fable. The Pastors representing the most popular denominations of Christianity and Islam in the USA were researched and rated from best to worst, Pastor to Pimp based on how well their doctrine represented the true gospel of Christ when compared the most ancient biblical texts and manuscripts. This gives the reader the opportunity to make decisions about their salvation from independent 3rd party sources, who are outside the jurisdiction or control of a Pastor and or church members. It is the most comprehensive bible study tool dedicated to the subject of Pastors ever written.