DO YOU EVER WONDER...

* Why your otherwise well-behaved hair is always a disaster on school picture day?

* Why there is always ONE piece missing from the puzzle you've been working on for weeks?

* Why the pretzels at the bottom of the bag are ALWAYS smashed to smithereens?

The answers to these and other questions are revealed in The Snack Smasher. Andrea Perry and Alan Snow expose a bevy of mischievous creatures who are out to wreak havoc in kids' lives. Just in time, too -- the Wicked Waitress, the Locker Destroyer, and the Ink Drinkers are all eagerly waiting to strike....