Porto is a former Benedictine monk twice removed (he was a novice at St. Leo Abbey, St. Leo, Fl for a year, and a monk at St. Anselm's Abbey, Washington, DC, for almost ten years). He is a graduate of St. Leo University in Florida, where he had a humor column on the college newspaper that ran for three years. Porto's unique slant at the world is revealed through humorous anecdotes and works of prose. Born in Sleepy Hallow in the latter half of the twentieth century, Porto, the oldest in his family, was destined for greatness. Unfortunately, he took a fork in the road and was knifed in the process. He has not had trust in cutlery since. His childhood was on the Jersey Shore, the rest of his life was not. Due to an undiagnosed neurological disability, he has a warped body, warped mind, and warped perspective on life. He hopes you'll enjoy it.
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