Get ready for the greatest humor riddled epic satire of all time... No, that ain't it... Cowboys in Space! hmmm... they don't wear cowboy hats?! Ahhh... Cowboy is a state-of-mind. Ever wonder what our world is deep down, really truly like? Well, right now, and light years away, exists the Quantum civilization that has come of age, after running the gauntlet of ecological collapse. Now, it is the Quantums duty to bring the option of balance to their neighboring planet inhabitants. Teach the "Spirit of Life". Little do the Quantums know that getting mixed up in the affairs of money grubbing weasels, the Strokes and the Imeons, will lead them into the depths of genetic experimentation, sexual perversion, a mind-blowing war with gigantic GMO creatures, and the potential of turning their "Spirit of Life" ethics into ground meat death. Oh... and GOD shows up. Tells the Quantums about the dark evil secret coming from outside. Another mission for the Quantums. Time to Cowboy Up! This epic story is not "Star Trek" or "Star Wars". It's the "Lay of the Land"! Happy Trails. Key Words – Humor, Satire, Cowboy, Space, Sci-Fi, Quantums, Genetic, Experimentation