Ever wonder what the Fat Pizza guys were like before they were famous? Learn of Toula's early adventures in over-eating and Habib's first gangsta aspirations. Follow Rocky's exploits as he dates the entire school. Experience Pauly's virgin burnouts and Davo's switch from good grades to stoned haze. This book was written by the school nerd, Simon El Zoob, who was teased, bashed, bullied and slapped around by the Fat Pizza team back in the day at Hashfield High. In revenge, he dishes the dirt on everyone from the SBS series and hit movie Fat Pizza. Shocking secrets are revealed: Cousins rooting cousins, smack downs at summer camp, massive drug taking, corrupt tuckshops, shocking school reports and burnouts that caused a hole in the ozone layer. It's all on the menu in Fat Pizza School Diary: and secret files from Hashfield High.