Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to: Get a scholarship to Rehab Be happy you're deaf Drive a Hotdog Get happy face stickers out of stingy dentists Tolerate New Years Eve parties Use the right pick up lines Locate the person who gave you a cold Throw your life savings out the window Pre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppy Buy a hot rod when you should be grieving Eat fried baloney and stay trim Pick a NASCAR driver to root for Plant a fake garden Get over it Have an operation and not die Fountain of Marvelous is a collection of satirical essays, slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valerie's sharp, eclectic style. Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart. Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for Literature Winner of the Crazy Dog Book Medal 2008 Official book of happy people everywhere Chuck U. Farley Honorary Mention