A hilarious, unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, “the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office.” **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor** Ask Yourself, “What Wouldn’t an Idiot Make for Dinner?” The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State’s culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more . . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. “For Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show’s culinary library will be hard to beet.” —Robert Peterpaul, Screen Rant “If you don’t consider yourself an idiot, you can’t ‘beet this’ cookbook.” —Jason Fraley, WTOP News
Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that everyone’s number one Assistant to the Regional Manager would approve of. You’re already a superfan of The Office. You’ve rewatched the show multiple times, you know every prank Jim ever pulled on Dwight, and you have a favorite Michael Scott quote. But with this cookbook, you can take your love of all things Dunder Mifflin to the next level. Make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with this cookbook that is equal parts rustic and ridiculous (just like our favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager). Beet This is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight K. Schrute’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: Russian Beet Soup Veal Loaf Beet Biscuit with Rabbit Gravy Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets German Pot Pie And more (especially with beets)! Throw on your lederhosen, don your Küss den Koch apron, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania.
A hilarious, unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, “the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office.” **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor** Ask Yourself, “What Wouldn’t an Idiot Make for Dinner?” The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State’s culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more . . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. “For Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show’s culinary library will be hard to beet.” —Robert Peterpaul, Screen Rant “If you don’t consider yourself an idiot, you can’t ‘beet this’ cookbook.” —Jason Fraley, WTOP News
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