You might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle and creaky around the knees, but that doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns and cheerful jokes will help you celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle.
‘Golf was never meant to be an exact science. Einstein was lousy at it.’Bob ToskiLaugh yourself off the fairway with this mini-collection of golfing humour – the very best quips and quotes for the golf-obsessed.
Scotch or Irish? Bourbon or rye? However you like your whisky, this book is a masterful blend of history, terminology, tips and memorable quips. Topped up with dozens of recipes to suit any whisky lover’s palate – from classic cocktails to Scotch-imbued fudge and smoky bourbon glaze – this neat little miscellany will deepen your appreciation of this superlative spirit.
How can you get into the spirit of the Olympics when you’re stuck in the office? It’s time to go for gold in the Office Deskathlon! Show off your sporting skills and challenge your colleagues to an Email Relay, a round of Eraser High Bounce and a bout of Biro Javelin! Just don’t let your boss find out where all those paper clips went.
Scotch or Irish? Bourbon or rye? However you like your whisky, this book is a masterful blend of history, terminology, tips and memorable quips. Topped up with dozens of recipes to suit any whisky lover's palate - from classic cocktails to Scotch-imbued fudge and smoky bourbon glaze - this neat little miscellany will deepen your appreciation of this superlative spirit.
If you take your Guinness with a twist of Gaelic, you'll love these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Oscar Wilde, Terry Wogan and Dillie Keane. From Cork to Kilkenny and from Dublin to Donegal, Irish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the Emerald Isle.
Call that a maiden speech? I call that a brazen hussy of a speech." —Winston Churchill "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven." —Spike Milligan Celebrate the brilliance of British wit with this mini-collection of humor to wow one's friends and cow one's enemies.
Treat your mates to a hearty half-time chuckle with this mini-collection of football humour – the very best quips and quotes for lovers of the beautiful game.
So they sailed away, starting the day in a shabby old boat, with a bale of hay. All in the rising sun, what fun! All in the rising sun.The charming goat and the unflappable duck, and the many friends they meet along the way, with enchant you with their adventures. Full of Rachel Flynn's irresistible characters and Tom Jellett's wonderful illustrations, The Goat the Duck and the Bale of Hay is ideal for reading aloud.
I can still enjoy sex at 75. I live at 76, so it's no distance' Bob Monkhouse 'The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror' Joan Rivers They say you're only as old as you feel; in which case I probably dies six years ago. Joe O'Connor George Bruns is so old he has an autographed Bible. Sid Caesar Make the most of your golden years with this mini-collection of senior humour - the very best quips and quotes for the young at heart *
“You are the most God-gifted writer I’ve ever had,” Tom’s college professor told him. However, Tom quit college; his love of farming drew him back to the farm. Thirty years later, Tom picked up the pen again, drawing readers into farming adventures with him. In these exciting and uplifting true stories, he shares his love of farming, family, and God. His unique writing style brings the reader right alongside him and his family as they work on their northern Wisconsin dairy farm. Tom’s stories have spread like wildfire from his hometown newspaper to papers across America. Readers tell him, “Please don’t quit writing.” Others ask him, “When are you going to make it a book?” Due to popular demand here it is. From quotes like “Dad, I really enjoyed fixing that with you” to “She’s a dead cow don’t call me anymore,” these engaging stories will keep you turning the pages to read one story, then another. As you do, you will be blessed as so many others have been. Come, read, and enjoy our farm life with us.
Since moving west over a decade ago, Tom Groneberg has worked with horses as a trail guide, as a ranch hand, and as the manager of his own ranch in Montana, but he has never owned a really good horse. Until, on an autumn night, in a warm barn under a blanket of snow, Blue is born. Soon, he will belong to Tom Groneberg. "If I had a good horse," writes Tom, "I could give it my life. I could ride it for years. We could grow old together." So begins this unique American love story about a man and his horse. In straightforward, poetic prose, Tom Groneberg chronicles the early successes and failures of trying to train Blue, earning the animal's trust, and saddling him for the first time. The experience is challenging, but ultimately rewarding for Tom. Through his relationship with the animal, he develops a deeper understanding of the land and his community, and of himself -- as a man, and as a husband and father. In a world in which horses are fast becoming nothing more than warm-blooded lawn ornaments, Tom still believes these animals are important in human lives. At its heart, One Good Horse is about the power of hope, the simple story of a horse and the way people connect with nature and with each other across the generations.
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