Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken.
This delightfully silly story will have you laughing for “more potatoes, more!” Mr. Potato was having a party. His friends were all invited. He set a festive table. Mr. Potato was excited! Then it’s one potato, two potato, three potato, four showing up at Mr. Potato’s door. Party time! But when it gets to be fifteen potato, sixteen…uh-oh! The potatoes are smushed, smashed, and in the end a little mashed—but ready for a birthday bash!
A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.
The funny, crude, un-PC, and very savvy author of "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!" explains why boys think the opposite sex is weird. Narrated by a boy who's sort of a moron, the book questions all the things that are completely alien to boys, but with a surprisingly sweet insight and good spirit.
From the creator of Bear in Underwear! and Rawr! comes a silly and heartwarming story about a polite, but clumsy racecar driver who discovers that winning isn’t everything. Meet Rod. He isn’t the best racer in town. In fact, he’s never even made it to the finish line. But that has never stopped him from competing each and every year in the local Grand Prix. And with the help of his friends, maybe this will be his year to shine! An adorable racing tale filled with heart, humor, and good sportsmanship, Hot Rod Hot Dog is a story about never giving up, being the best you can be, and ultimately learning that playing the game is just as important as winning. Plus, with a novelty turnwheel on the front cover, Hot Rod Hot Dog is a hands-on read!
The vegetables in Farmer John's garden are intrigued when he hangs his underwear out to dry but when Corn, Potato, Beet, and the others pull things off the line and try them on, they are not at all comfortable.
Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. That's only one of the reasons why it's so easy to make fun of them. The witty, amusing, and heartwarming tidbits collected here will charm educators and their fans alike. For instance, when asked to give definitions of clouds, a classroom of elementary students provided such definitions as "Rain is saved up in cloud banks," "Clouds are high-flying fogs," and "I'm not sure how clouds get formed, but the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."This book is a natural gift for our children's favorite teachers.
Earth's furriest -- and funniest -- superheroes make their debut in this hilarious, action-packed graphic novel for young readers! Meet the Hound Heroes: fearless Captain Chihuahua, the big-hearted Great, Great Dane, super-speedy Poodle Girl, cyborg pup Power Pug, and the lovable yet irritating Super Sheep Dog. Together they make up a crack team of earth's furriest heroes! In this first adventure, the Hound Heroes' origin story is revealed when a spaceship crashes in their backyard, giving them superpowers! But they aren't the only ones who benefit -- neighborhood alley cat The Claw also gains powers, and she only wants one thing: to destroy the Hound Heroes! A nonstop romp full of hilarious action, Hound Heroes is sure to be a hit with young fans of graphic novels.
Everyone’s favorite veggies with wedgies are back...and ready to rock in this rollicking board book about the Elastic Band and their big new hit, “Doin’ the Wedgie!” It’s time for Farmer John’s annual talent show, and the Veggies with Wedgies are all set to perform their favorite underwear song as the Elastic Band. But the only way their rendition of “Doin’ the Wedgie” will come in first place is if they crack the competition. As they take the stage, they realize they have a lot riding on their performance…but first their underwear is riding up! Will the Veggies get all bunched up? Or can they snap out of it and pull into first place? Pairing the timelessly funny topic of underwear with an entertaining lesson about wiggling your way out of any situation, this wedgie-tastic tale will appeal to children transitioning out of diapers as well as to those who are already rocking their big kid underwear.
Earth's furriest -- and funniest -- superheroes make their debut in this hilarious, action-packed graphic novel perfect for young readers! Meet the Hound Heroes: fearless Captain Chihuahua, the big-hearted Great, Great Dane, super-speedy Poodle Girl, cyborg pup Power Pug, and the lovable yet irritating Super Sheep Dog. Together they make up a crack team of earth's furriest heroes! In this first adventure, the Hound Heroes' origin story is revealed when a spaceship crashes in their backyard, giving them superpowers! But they aren't the only ones who benefit -- neighborhood alley cat The Claw also gains powers, and she only wants one thing: to destroy the Hound Heroes! A nonstop romp full of hilarious action, Hound Heroes is sure to be a hit with young fans of graphic novels.
Meet the Hound Heroes: fearless Captain Chihuahua, the big-hearted Great, Great Dane, super-speedy Poodle Girl, cyborg pup Power Pug, and the lovable yet irritating Super Sheep Dog. Together they make up a crack team of earth's furriest heroes! In this first adventure, the Hound Heroes' origin story is revealed when a spaceship crashes in their backyard, giving them superpowers! But they aren't the only ones who benefit -- neighborhood alley cat The Claw also gains powers, and she only wants one thing: to destroy the Hound Heroes!"--
Growing Concerns is the very ?rst collection of its kind. In pop-culture, movies like “Little Shop of Horrors” and “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” are quite well-known, but few tales in ?ction have tapped into the latent fear of our botanical neighbors. With less than ten plant-themed stories well-known enough to be found in English (in the history of printing and web-archiving), Growing Concerns breaks new ground in the horror genre by collecting, for the ?rst time ever, eighteen tales devoted to exploring the subject!
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