Falling through bathroom windows and into trash cans, keeping your mother out of dumpsters and trash bins ... When everything offends your sensibilities, relaxing makes you nervous, and you hate camping but your spouse loves it... When a carpool member is SO annoying but makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before. It’s all here, in the “Colorful Characters” of this book. Plus, where to pee, the mama of Princess and the Pea, how to know if you’re having fun, how to write love notes for lunch pails, methods for naked frog hunting, and good reasons to marry a brown man!
Falling through bathroom windows and into trash cans, keeping your mother out of dumpsters and trash bins ... When everything offends your sensibilities, relaxing makes you nervous, and you hate camping but your spouse loves it... When a carpool member is SO annoying but makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before. It’s all here, in the “Colorful Characters” of this book. Plus, where to pee, the mama of Princess and the Pea, how to know if you’re having fun, how to write love notes for lunch pails, methods for naked frog hunting, and good reasons to marry a brown man!
Allison James is a people pleaser and rule follower, but the day before her thirty-fifth birthday, that all backfires: she is unexpectedly fired from the public relations firm she’s worked at for twelve years, only to come home and find out that her fiancé has been sleeping with her maid of honor. Feeling lost, Allison takes her friend Jordan’s advice and uses the time off for some self-reflection. Over the next few months, she devours countless self-help books (albeit skeptically), schedules a soul reading with an astrologer/psychic/magician, and goes on a meditation retreat in Costa Rica, where she finally starts to feel like she’s getting her groove back. Back at home, her desire to escape the condo she once shared with her fiancé makes her a regular at the new coffeehouse in her neighborhood, where she finds some guidance from (and eye candy in) the attractive owner, Eric. Between Jordan’s support, the Barnes & Noble self-help aisle, and the Tao of Eric, Allison gradually discovers that her old life wasn’t as perfect as she thought—and that if she truly wants to find her happily-ever-after, she’s going to have to start writing her own rules.
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