Be careful where you masturbate... Grady learns this the hard way when he rubs one out in the bathroom and ends up knocking up his toilet. When the swollen latrine gives birth, Grady finds himself saddled with a toilet baby-a half-human half-porcelain monstrosity that yearns to be loved. But being a new father isn't easy when your child is a toilet girl that feeds on human excrement and must be kept a secret from the rest of society. Grady soon learns he isn't the only one with this problem. There's a hidden community of toilet people where fathers can live with their toilet children in peace. Unfortunately, their tranquil isolation cannot last forever. Kids will be kids and the toilet children are eager and curious to learn about the world and experiences that were always kept from them - no matter how dangerous they may be. From the same deviant mind that brought you PUS JUNKIES and MUERTE CON CARNE comes a comedy about family and love born from the toilet bowl.
This is a four-part novel about two childhood best friends who become FBI agents in Florida. Both agents work every case together, breaking all the rules to catch the criminals. The three main characters are Don Watts, Joey Parker, and Captain Jasmine Nolan. Don and Joey started out as probation agents, also known as probies, but they soon work their way up the career ladder and become the best FBI agents that have ever been in the Florida department.
Horror returns to comics with Zenescope Entertainment's frightening and fun Grimm Tales of Terror Anthology! From the classic literature of Poe and Hawthorne to modern day urban legends, this series re-imagines the creepy stories you know and love for a new generation of readers! Keres, the goddess of death, loves to punish those who she deems deserving of her wrath, and many unsuspecting people who cross her path are about to learn a harsh lesson about morality. This gorgeous 300 page hardcover collects 13 issues of one of the best comic book horror titles currently on shelves!
Crow, a massive musclebound beast of a man, has been banned from the All Day Fitness because he was caught selling steroids in the locker room. But he won't stop coming back. There are rumors that he spent time in prison and that he is borderline insane. Sid and Gabe are working the graveyard shift and were told to call the police if Crow showed...but the phones are dead. Even their cell phones won't work. Then they notice the slime in the street, running through it like a green, bubbling river. They go outside to investigate, see first hand what the slime does to the people it touches...what it turns them into. Trapped inside of the gym with Crow and with countless slimy, bloated zombies pressed up against the glass and the river steadily rising, they begin to wonder if they would be safer outside than in.
Unflinching and uncompromising, tough and talented, Shane McKenzie stands at the forefront of the next generation of horror writers." -Bentley Little, Stoker Award winning author of "The Summoning," "The Store," and "The Haunted" "Edward Lee fans are going to dig "All You Can Eat!" My advice? Devour this in one sitting, before it eats you!" - J. F. Gonzalez, Author of "Survivor" and the co-author of the Clickers series. Deep is Texas there is a Chinese restaurant that harbors a secret. Its food is delicious and the secret ingredient ensures that once you have one bite you'll never be able to stop. But when the food runs out and the customers turn to cannibalism, the kitchen staff must take up arms against these obese people-eaters or else be next on the menu!
What if eating the walking dead was the only way to ensure you don't become one? If you ingest the meat of the dead, you can avoid that fate. But if you consume too much, it becomes a highly addictive drug, transforming those who are addicted into meatheads-emaciated junkies only focused on getting their next fix. Paco's family is dead, and he is alone ... until his dead little sister Sophia speaks. But the dead can't talk, can't think. Paco decides Sophia is special and takes her to the city to find a doctor who can help her and figure out what's making her so ... alive. But Paco and Sophia quickly find out the city isn't safe ... and they are the only children there. Shane McKenzie steps out of retirement with the new RELAPSE edition of Addicted to the Dead, presented as a 3-course meal. For an appetizer, we have the prequel short story "Like a Brother." Followed by the main course, a newly edited edition of Addicted to the Dead. And then the novella Knock His Teeth Out for Me, featuring Worm and the full costs of addiction, for dessert.
Kip has the worst case of acne that anyone has ever seen. Zits cover his entire body; his skin is aflame with bright red, pus-filled sores. He has become an outcast in his school and the other kids call him Toad. But what they don't know is the pus leaking from Kip's acne is actually a powerful narcotic that produces strong psychedelic effects. Soon, everyone in school will want a taste of his hallucinogenic cream and this former-loser will become the most popular kid in school. But once you lick the Toad, there's no going back to normal drugs. His classmates just can't get enough. And as their addiction grows, they will stop at nothing to get it... In the spirit of Street Trash and Class of Nukem' High comes a novel about growing up, finding yourself, and tripping on bodily fluids. Shane McKenzie and Eraserhead Press present a bizarro high school drama drenched in Technicolor-splatter!
Chris Taylor is a good-for-nothing loser, living off his late pornstar mother's inheritance in a rat-hole apartment. Chris has absolutely nothing going for him until the night he decides to complain to his neighbors about their pounding music-and finds all but one of them butchered. But the bodies don't stay dead, they reanimate and reform in bizarre, horrible ways, and now it is up to Chris and his tenuous alliance with a drug dealer named Spade to put an end to the demonic menace before it's too late. And all Chris has to do is bleed... "Unflinching and uncompromising, tough and talented, Shane McKenzie stands at the forefront of the next generation of horror writers." -Bentley Little "Shane McKenzie has the kind of imagination that should require a license to operate. He is one to watch." -Ray Garton
Wars, rumors of wars, famine, pestilence, moral decay, being penalized for your faith... Is all of this evidence or just coincidence? According to the Holy Bible, all of these are signs of the impending return of Jesus Christ. In Shane McKenzie's debut book, he unravels biblical prophecy so that anyone, whether new or seasoned in studying Bible prophecies, can read, understand, and relate to it. This comprehensive yet palatable exposition provides a workable and intelligent interpretation of prophecy that has been fulfilled or will soon be. In some instances, conventional wisdom is questioned and new possibilities are given on how this could all come together. McKenzie's prophetic interpretations provide a strategic grasp of prophecy that equips the reader to analyze past, current, and future events and understand how All The Evidence Indicates HIS Return Is Near. Revelation 22: 12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
Something is very wrong with the creatures of the deep. Their bodies encrusted with strange barnacles, the shells opening and closing like clicking, winking eyes. Black tentacles flail out of them, scooping the meat from their prey. The host, be it a whale or a shark or a dolphin or a tuna...or a human, become mad once infested, the only thing on their mind... tearing any living thing apart, feed the parasite. Stuck in the middle of a sea of nightmares, surrounded by massive, murderous beasts, with their insane uncle just as much of a threat, two brothers and their friends fight to survive before the hungry sea tears them apart.
There's a serious problem in the realm. Royal families still practice the tradition of locking away their first born daughters in the booby-trapped lairs of monsters-all in the hopes that brave knights will rescue them. Prince Francis and his trusted companion Gavin, a wise-cracking pig, aim to end this barbaric tradition. Now they travel the realm promoting P.E.T.P-Princes for the Ethical Treatment of Princesses. They set their sights on Pretty, the most beautiful princess and one that no knight has yet been able to rescue. But saving Pretty from a prison made of the strongest goblin stone is only the beginning. The princess is not what she seems! Join our heroes on a hilarious-and dysfunctional-journey. But remember, this isn't your child's fairy tale. Prepare yourself for flamboyant princes, shameless pig sex, and untold armies of rats and flies. Snuggle up and get ready for your bedtime story.
IT'S HALLOWEEN NIGHT... TIME TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS! Grampa Fitzpatrick has a fortune to leave behind when he dies - he's just not sure if any of his heirs has what it takes to earn the money. So he does what any loving grandfather would do, he kidnaps his six grandchildren and leaves them in Shit Town - Grampa Fitzpatrick's very own ghetto populated with serial killers and assorted psychos. Now his grandkids and their friends find themselves fighting for their lives. And whoever is not dead by dawn - will be rich! From the same demonic visionaries that brought you UNICORN HOLOCAUST and CANNIBAL SUNDAY SCHOOL, comes their latest technicolor-splatter-a-thon... ESCAPE FROM SHIT TOWN!
After a long first half of the season, the Crocs might finally have a chance to win a game. But when mutant bugs start burrowing up from beneath the oval to attack, there may not even be a team left to take the field. If Nick and his friends can't figure out how to stop the bugs, losing the game will be the least of their problems! Make it your goal to collect every Kick it to Nick! Brent 'Boomer' Harvey, AFL Star http://www.facebook.com/kickittonick http://twitter.com/kickittonick http:/www.kickittonick.com
Nick finds school Science Week far from boring when robot prototypes known as footybots visit for a demonstration game. But the footybots go haywire and cause chaos on the oval. How will Nick and his teammates outplay these pint-sized pests? Kick it to Nick is filled with full-on footy fun! Matthew Kreuzer, AFL Star http://www.facebook.com/kickittonick http://twitter.com/kickittonick http:/www.kickittonick.com
Nick has been named the captain of the Cobar Creek Crocs. It's a dream come true, but the pressure is intense. He needs to get his team to work together, but they think he's a power-hungry monster. Only Nick's friends know that he's also turning into a real-life monster - and maybe he's not the only one. Can they find out what's causing it all before it's too late to change Nick back? Great stuff - finally some great books about AFL, like I used to read when I was a kid! Steve Johnson, AFL star http://www.facebook.com/kickittonick http://twitter.com/kickittonick http:/www.kickittonick.com
Thank you for visiting our website. Would you like to provide feedback on how we could improve your experience?
This site does not use any third party cookies with one exception — it uses cookies from Google to deliver its services and to analyze traffic.Learn More.