What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!" If you like silly humour, then you'll just love this book. It's packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers. The hilarious, full-colour illustrations will have you rolling on the floor! Suitable for kids aged 5 to 105.
Jokes about school are fun to learn and share. Readers learn many silly school jokes through simple text and funny, colorful illustrations. These entertaining jokes about school are easy to remember, so readers will enjoy telling them to their friends. Even the most reluctant readers will be charmed when they see each page’s vibrant design. These relatable jokes about a familiar topic will keep readers laughing long after they turn the final page.
Going to the doctor can be a surprising source of silly jokes! Readers discover a wide variety of jokes about doctors that will make them laugh from cover to cover. Even after they’re done reading, they’ll be eager to share the new jokes they learned with their friends. Colorful, humorous illustrations are included to enhance the accessible text, which is presented in an eye-catching way. Even the most reluctant readers will enjoy learning and sharing these hilarious doctor jokes.
A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.
My Big Catch is a sweet tale of a ten‐year‐old heartfelt girl. She is on a fishing trip with her dad. This book is an introduction to a series of six books called the Sally Ann Tales. She has published four poems from 1994 to 2013: 1994, Victim of Society 1997, Sacred Marriage 1999, Millennium Cheer 2013, My Coors Light Wife
A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.
Jokes about school are fun to learn and share. Readers learn many silly school jokes through simple text and funny, colorful illustrations. These entertaining jokes about school are easy to remember, so readers will enjoy telling them to their friends. Even the most reluctant readers will be charmed when they see each page’s vibrant design. These relatable jokes about a familiar topic will keep readers laughing long after they turn the final page.
Going to the doctor can be a surprising source of silly jokes! Readers discover a wide variety of jokes about doctors that will make them laugh from cover to cover. Even after they’re done reading, they’ll be eager to share the new jokes they learned with their friends. Colorful, humorous illustrations are included to enhance the accessible text, which is presented in an eye-catching way. Even the most reluctant readers will enjoy learning and sharing these hilarious doctor jokes.
What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!" If you like silly humour, then you'll just love this book. It's packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers. The hilarious, full-colour illustrations will have you rolling on the floor! Suitable for kids aged 5 to 105.
Where do hamburgers dance? At a meat ball! This and many other funny food jokes are waiting for readers to find with each turn of the page. Each joke is presented through simple text designed to appeal to even the most reluctant readers. Silly illustrations add humor to each page. The dynamic design is sure to entertain readers with its bright colors and eye-catching layout. Readers will be excited to share these fun jokes about food with their friends.
Monsters can be scary, but they can also be silly! Readers will enjoy learning fun new jokes about monsters to share with their friends. The simple text allows readers at a variety of levels to appreciate and remember the charming monster jokes they learn. These jokes are presented in a captivating way, with a dynamic design and bold colors. This includes bright illustrations meant to provide additional humor and enhance the jokes readers discover on each page.
This side-spitting joke joke book is packed to bursting with silly fun, and guaranteed to have you rolling on the floor! It contains more than 700 eye-wateringly funny gags including classic jokes, wacky one-liners, silly shaggy dog stories, and a whole library of ridiculous book titles! Ideal for children aged 6+.
The Botanical Illustrator's Handbook takes a closer look at how to accurately portray the riches of the botanical world. It tackles and explains many of the difficulties that artists encounter so they can extend and expand their choice of subject matter. Written by a respected artist and drawing on her wealth of experience, it offers new insights and a fresh approach to the wonders of botanical illustration.Topics covered include: advice on the labelling and quality of paper, and choice of pencils, paints and brushes; techniques for the mixing and handling of greens; chapters on magnification, managing detail and using scale bars; instructions for using perspective techniques, and painting complex structures such as pine cones and umbellifers, and tricky details such as hairs. Full of advice on labelling, quality of paper, artist materials and mixing techniques and superbly illustrated with 160 colour illustrations.
In an unforgettable tale of unlikely passion, cherished romance author Sally Goldenbaum shows that in the game of love, rules are meant to be broken. Sam Lawrence is a wild Renaissance man who chases his dreams around the world in pursuit of lucrative business ventures. But after meeting the captivating Brittany Winters, he is determined to keep her in his arms forever. If only he can persuade the auburn-haired beauty that he’s a serious catch and not a fleeting mirage. Brittany has always followed the rules. Close with family and friends, dedicated to her job at an animal shelter, Brittany is firmly planted in a satisfying life—that is, until Sam comes along. Sam’s touch makes her head spin, but can a man on the move ever have a real home? Longing to hold on to her own dream of happily ever after, Brittany must decide whether she can trust Sam—or risk a broken heart. Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: The Reluctant Countess, Wild Rain, and Silk on the Skin.
Sin, cider and apple crumble... the 10,000-year story of the world's most tempting fruit. The Apple: A Delicious History takes the reader on an extraordinary journey, from the apple's prehistoric beginnings in the Tian Shan mountains of Kazakhstan to the explosion of commercial apple-growing in twenty-first-century China. Zigzagging across the centuries and straddling the globe, Sally Coulthard explores how the apple travelled along the Silk Road from Central Asia to Europe, appearing as an erotically charged symbol in Greek myth and poetry and even featuring in the shopping list of a senior Roman officer stationed on Hadrian's Wall. She samples the cider that flowed from the emperor. Charlemagne's orchards in the early Middle Ages, and relishes the crispness of the yellow sweeting, the first new apple variety to be cultivated in seventeenth-century America. And she discovers why, despite the existence of more than 7500 varieties of apple – from the ubiquitous Granny Smith to the purple-skinned Black Diamond of Tibet – only a handful of cultivars are available in modern supermarkets. Amplified by mouth-wateringly appley recipes and the stories behind them, The Apple: A Delicious History embraces not only culinary, horticultural, social and commercial history but also age-old traditions in mythology, folklore and religion. It is the perfect gift book for gardeners and nature lovers – and for anyone who enjoys a drop of cider or a slice of apple pie.
In this witty, candid memoir, Ben Bradlee, the most important, glamorous, and famous newspaperman of modern times, traces his path from Harvard to the battles of the Pacific war to the pinnacle of success as the editor of The Washington Post--during the Watergate scandal and every other important event of the last three decades. of photos.
This important contribution to the literature on mobility in nineteenth-century America examines with a fine microscope the world of work in Poughkeepsie, New York. The careers of all workers in each occupation--the entire labor force in this city with an 1870 population of 20,000--are traced over three decades. The book clarifies for the first time in any mobility study the meaning of shifts in employment through detailed examination of individual occupations. It shows concretely how industrialization altered the structure of opportunity; it specifies how the change affected the occupational niches and paths of mobility found by Irish, German, and British newcomers compared to white and black natives. By reassessing the significance of achieving particular occupations such as clerking and craft proprietorships, the book poses important questions for historical interpretations of gross indices of mobility such as shift from blue-collar to white-collar status. The authors favor comparability in their general analysis of mobility from federal census rolls and city directories, but they refine it through a broad research base, including tax rolls, local newspapers, and voluntary association records. Their study is one of the first to make systematic use of the credit reports on every business in one city from the R. G. Dun & Co. manuscripts. It also provides the first full description of the employment of women, permitting comparison with the opportunities for men. Other distinctive aspects include treatment of the crucial dimension of wealth and income, close attention to shifts in occupations produced by transformations in technology, marketing, and finance, and some disentangling of the influence of religion and nationality upon achievement. The fine lens of this microscopic study has enabled Clyde Griffen and Sally Griffen to describe geographic, occupational, and property mobility in a small city with statistical precision, to illuminate the larger social processes which shaped that mobility, and, simultaneously, to vivify the working lives of anonymous American men and women.
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