Matt Rissinger's Books

From "Class Classics" to "Questionable Behavior," this collection of snappy, wisecracking comebacks--written by the strong-selling authors of It's Not My Fault Because...-is every smart-aleck's dream book. After all, it provides excuses for every sticky situation. Forget something for Show and Tell? Say hello to my cousin the Invisible Man. Didn't do your homework? Sorry, it's a paper about ESP-you'll have to read my mind. Is a friend demanding to know why you didn't laugh at his joke? Tell him it's because I haven't heard one yet. Mischievous kids will marvel at their new-found wit.

Presents a collection of jokes, organized into such categories as doctor dillies, animal crackups, and school daze.

There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes.

The fun never ends when you have hundreds of silly, ridiculous, knee-slapping jokes to laugh at. You won't be able to keep from giggling as you turn the pages. each joke is even funnier than the last one!"--Back cover

Class clowns will find more than enough jokes to keep themselves and their friends entertained for hours on end.

Enter a wonderful world of wackiness filled with riddles, knock-knocks, and crazy conversations. Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Day Scare Centers. Customer: Waiter, does your chef have chicken legs? Waiter: I don't know-I can't see under his apron. Where do they put tomatoes who break the law? Behind salad bars. A kooky collection of fun!

Contains a collection of quick comebacks for almost any situation imaginable.

An illustrated book of jokes and riddles organized into chapters with such titles as "Rude Food," "Furry Tales," and "Check-up Chuckles.

A collection of humorous, one-line responses to questions about school, family, friends, and much more.

You'll go mad for these jokes! They're so wacky and wild, they'll just keep cracking you up over and over again. Why don't fish go on-line? Because they're afraid of being caught in the net. Where do great dragons end up? In the Hall of Flame. What is a baker's favorite kind of book? A who-donut. Where do spies do their shopping? At the snooper-market. It's a laugh riot.

Let the grins begin! Philip Yates and Matt Rissinger know a lot about making kids smile, as proven by their popular Best School Jokes Ever, Biggest Joke Book in the World, Greatest Jokes on Earth, and many other bestsellers. They do it once again with this comic collection, covering hilarious topics that range from "Car-Har-Har” to "Polly Want a Crackup?” How about: Why was the magnet sent to detention? Because of his negative attitude. And this sign on a pizza van? Seven days without pizza makes one weak. Juvenile jokesters will find non-stop fun in here.

Hundreds of jokes, puns, riddles, and other witticisms.

The fun never ends when you have hundreds of silly, ridiculous, side-splitting jokes to laugh at. You won't be able to keep from giggling as you turn the pages.

Help yourself to a heaping feast of many really zingy jokes, zany puns, and zowy riddles. Packed with hilarious drawings throughout.

You never knew school could be so funny! These jokes, jests, knock-knocks, and puns turn your classroom into a real laugh-riot. Teacher: If you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson. Class Clown: Hooray, I'm finally going to learn something! Daffy definitions, grammar giggles, silly sentences--plus hundreds of other jokes and wacky illustrations earn this book an A+!

Hundreds and hundreds of jokes to keep you laughing for weeks.

Class clowns will find more than enough jokes to keep themselves and their friends entertained for hours on end.

There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes. Roar with laughter with such "Zoo-Purr Dooper" zingers as "Why was the young whale sent to the principal? For spouting off at the teacher." Enjoy spooky fun like "Dilly: Do vampires act in movies? Silly: Yes, they get bit parts." You'll giggle about going to the doctor, school, computers, bugs, food, animals, jobs, and more!

Knock-knock. What’s here? A collection of the funniest knock-knocks ever, sure to delight kids. It’s a sure bet that children will love these jokes so much that even though this is a “bathroom” book, they’ll sneak it out and take it everywhere to pass the humor on.

Book's by Matt Rissinger

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