RIZE N' TENSIONS Blundering into battle with the bordering barony, the Bottom-Tier Baron continues his rise to the top! Thanks to the misunderstandings of his subjects, Baron Rize has maxed out his approval rating. Next on the agenda? Bouncing back business in the Barony of Babalon! His secret scheme was to counterfeit specialty products from the neighboring Barony of Bonclair, beginning a bootleg bonanza. However, Baron Zhaikov has caught on and declared war! Rize's number one priority is safety–specifically for number one: himself. So he goes to battle with the sleazebag strategy of using his adoring subjects as meat shields. But thanks to even more misunderstandings, their loyalty to him continues to skyrocket! Can he ride this accidental, electric morale and snatch victory from the jaws of his foe?!
LET THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE INCOMPETENT COUNTESS COMMENCE Thanks to Baron Rize's wisdom (emphasis on the "dumb"), Babalon has brilliantly bounced back into beauty! To further develop his territory, Rize plans out a beach resort. Meanwhile, his resort rival, Countess Silica Palaceside has her hands full cracking down on the krakens crashing her coral reef and county commerce. Her plan? Kidnap some subjects who won't be missed and use them as live sacrifices to bait the krakens away. Upon stumbling into evidence of Silica's crime, Rize hatches a scheme of his own: Blackmail the corrupt countess with evidence of her crimes to secure maritime rights for himself! Will he fight Silica one-on-one to monopolize resort tourism?! Thus begins the third act of the lord who never learns!
Crow Titus is the greatest hero in the land. He’s gallant, brave, and adored by all—the perfect warrior. Or he would be if not for one minor detail: it’s all an act! He’d like nothing more than to take it easy and live a quiet life, preferably with an above-average girlfriend and a significant amount of wealth. Unfortunately, his cursed blade takes control of his body in its quest for its favorite meal—souls. But thankfully, it prefers to feast on the wicked. So in order to keep his curse a secret (and his sword satiated), Crow must keep up the act as a hero and slay the dangerous aetherborn that have been plaguing humanity for a thousand years. Otherwise, his sword might turn its hunger on the innocent and turn Crow into a mass murderer!
Seeking to keep his curse hidden, Crow finds himself in one imbroglio after another. His bullshitting has somehow earned everyone’s respect and adoration, and they all mistakenly believe he’s a “myth conqueror”—someone who can freely command cursed arms. Now Crow’s antics have landed him in a precarious situation. For one thing, he’s on the radar of the evil organization Wanpurgis. Even worse, the king has personally ordered him to hunt down and kill a dragon—the strongest kind of aetherborn—alone. Armed with his cursed blade (or is it armed with him?) and a new ensemble of other weapons hellbent on making his life a living nightmare, he sets off to fulfill this impossible mission and maybe—just maybe—not die horribly.
EVERYBODY LOVES AN UNDERDOG! Welcome to the Barony of Babalon, where barbarians battle and blasphemous believers babble. After the death of the Babalons, the Baron and Baroness of the Barony, young Rize Babalon inherits both the title of Baron of Babalon and the barren Barony of Babalon. But as soon as he rises to the rank and files paperwork to take over, the rank and file citizens of the barony rise up and try to take over instead. To save himself, Baron Rize does what he does best--sucks up to the citizens! Magic is the divine might that makes divine right for the nobility and aristocracy to rule. But our young baron decides to use that power for the citizens and bribe his way into a comfortable life... Or so he thought! His approval ratings suddenly skyrocket, and before he knows it, his people hail him as a savior! His magic may be revolutionary, but he didn't want a revolution! He just wanted to relax on the seaside, not commit regicide! He started empty-headed and empty-handed, but now things are getting out of hand! And thus begins the Bottom-Tier Baron's Accidental Rise to the Top!
Seeking to keep his curse hidden, Crow finds himself in one imbroglio after another. His bullshitting has somehow earned everyone’s respect and adoration, and they all mistakenly believe he’s a “myth conqueror”—someone who can freely command cursed arms. Now Crow’s antics have landed him in a precarious situation. For one thing, he’s on the radar of the evil organization Wanpurgis. Even worse, the king has personally ordered him to hunt down and kill a dragon—the strongest kind of aetherborn—alone. Armed with his cursed blade (or is it armed with him?) and a new ensemble of other weapons hellbent on making his life a living nightmare, he sets off to fulfill this impossible mission and maybe—just maybe—not die horribly.
LET THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE INCOMPETENT COUNTESS COMMENCE Thanks to Baron Rize's wisdom (emphasis on the "dumb"), Babalon has brilliantly bounced back into beauty! To further develop his territory, Rize plans out a beach resort. Meanwhile, his resort rival, Countess Silica Palaceside has her hands full cracking down on the krakens crashing her coral reef and county commerce. Her plan? Kidnap some subjects who won't be missed and use them as live sacrifices to bait the krakens away. Upon stumbling into evidence of Silica's crime, Rize hatches a scheme of his own: Blackmail the corrupt countess with evidence of her crimes to secure maritime rights for himself! Will he fight Silica one-on-one to monopolize resort tourism?! Thus begins the third act of the lord who never learns!
RIZE N' TENSIONS Blundering into battle with the bordering barony, the Bottom-Tier Baron continues his rise to the top! Thanks to the misunderstandings of his subjects, Baron Rize has maxed out his approval rating. Next on the agenda? Bouncing back business in the Barony of Babalon! His secret scheme was to counterfeit specialty products from the neighboring Barony of Bonclair, beginning a bootleg bonanza. However, Baron Zhaikov has caught on and declared war! Rize's number one priority is safety–specifically for number one: himself. So he goes to battle with the sleazebag strategy of using his adoring subjects as meat shields. But thanks to even more misunderstandings, their loyalty to him continues to skyrocket! Can he ride this accidental, electric morale and snatch victory from the jaws of his foe?!
Crow Titus is the greatest hero in the land. He’s gallant, brave, and adored by all—the perfect warrior. Or he would be if not for one minor detail: it’s all an act! He’d like nothing more than to take it easy and live a quiet life, preferably with an above-average girlfriend and a significant amount of wealth. Unfortunately, his cursed blade takes control of his body in its quest for its favorite meal—souls. But thankfully, it prefers to feast on the wicked. So in order to keep his curse a secret (and his sword satiated), Crow must keep up the act as a hero and slay the dangerous aetherborn that have been plaguing humanity for a thousand years. Otherwise, his sword might turn its hunger on the innocent and turn Crow into a mass murderer!
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