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Haddock Flies At Midnight

By: Keven Shevels

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An adult comedy that reflects true life - not a lot of sex and violence, but lots of naughty words and even more innuendos.Thirty days in the life of a town hall housing official in the north of England. Joining forces with a femme fatale from MI5, the pair investigate the discovery of a dead Russian intelligence agent. The dead Russian seems to have been investigating an international gang that has links to terrorism, gun running and people trafficking. So why was he found dead in this quiet little town and where will the investigations take them? Meanwhile on the other side of town, a terrorist sleeper cell comprised of Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed and Justin strive to gather the materials to both make and deliver a 'dirty' bomb to it's target while also obtaining funds and supplies for the cause in the Middle East. And then one of them wins on a scratch card.Meanwhile on another side of town, the American preacher Jedidiah Makepeace and his followers pursue their mission from God, to restore the birth place of Anglo-Saxon Protestantism back to it's rightful place and remove the influence of the worldwide conspiracy of Buddhists, Catholics, Hindus, Jews, Moslems and the bleeding-heart liberals that just love the evil of sodomy. If only it was like America and they could get their hands on some guns ... then everyone would listen to them. Meanwhile on yet another side of town, there's an awful lot of sides to this town, the North Yorkshire and South Durham Brotherhood of Satanists and Associated Followers of Beelzebub are struggling. They need to find a virgin in time for their annual sacrifice. Unfortunately, in this small town virgins are in short supply and desperate times call for desperate measures. Cyrus Slimeball, one of the Brotherhood, just happens to have contacts that can get them a virgin, although there is an offer on and it would be cheaper to get half a dozen. Unfortunately, as they struggle to 'find' their virgin, members of the Brotherhood keep experiencing strange accidents. As their numbers diminish, they seem unaware of a vendetta against them, a vendetta carried out by the Eastgate Gerbil and Hamster Breeders Society and their chairwoman Patsy Longshaft, a vendetta carried out as a punishment for past sins.Through it all runs the exploits of an old school friend of the hero. A twenty-four stone, former professional rugby player now working as a drag queen, Big Dolly harbours an unrequited passion for Chuck, one of the American evangelical preachers and blindly pursues his love interest. Dolly also has psychopathic tendencies and can hold a grudge. Events come to a head with the Battle of Edwin's Bottom. Edwin's Bottom is a meadow on the outskirts of town where the BBC Breakfast Outside Broadcasting Unit is presenting a weather forecast with star presenter Karen Churchbush. Guests for the item are the local Eastbourne Road Church, Mosque, Synagogue and Temple Gospel Choir under the musical guidance of its leader, Rabbi Moshe Patel. Then the armed gang arrive. They are closely followed by the terrorist sleeper cell, Jedidiah Makepeace and his followers, Cyrus Slimeball looking for another virgin, the SAS, the SBS, the Metropolitan Police Counter Terrorism Unit, the local police Tactical Firearms Unit, the Immigration Service and Big Dolly. And the owls in the town also appear to be behaving quite strangely.

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Downhill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

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Downhill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

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Most runners think that the ability to run well downhill is something that you are born with or is handed to you when you leave the asylum. Rather it is a skill that, with correct conditioning and practice, can be prepared for and learnt. This guide will show you how to improve your downhill running.

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Uphill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

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Uphill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

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Whether you trail or fell run, one of the crucial aspects is the ability to run well uphill. All runners know the benefit of hill reps but there is far more to conquering the hills than that. This guide will show you how to prepare physically, the techniques to practice and how to plan a training programme to improve your uphill running.

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Introduction to Trail & Fell Running

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Introduction to Trail & Fell Running

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Trail and fell running. As more runners leave the boredom of the roads and seek the challenges and pleasures of running in the open countryside, what can they expect to await them? This book takes the newcomer to this, the most rewarding and natural of all the athletics disciplines, and guides them through their baptism of off-road running.

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1908886986

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Walks Around Gunnerside

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Walks Around Gunnerside

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The small village of Gunnerside lies in the heart of Swaledale, which is regarded by many as the most stunning of all the Yorkshire Dales. Originally settled by the Vikings in the dark years following the end of the Roman occupation, Gunnerside has seen many changes over the millennia but nowadays it is perhaps best known for being one of the traditional, stone built little villages that inhabit these rugged dales. However, step away from the well-worn tourist trail to discover the country surrounding it and you will find a rich and varied heritage lying hidden amongst the fields and moors of this landscape. In this series of eight walks starting from the village, the author explores the countryside surrounding it and the legacy that a hard and stern history has left behind

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Book's by Keven Shevels

Haddock Flies At Midnight

Haddock Flies At Midnight

Downhill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

Downhill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

Uphill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

Uphill Techniques for Off-Road Runners

Introduction to Trail & Fell Running

Introduction to Trail & Fell Running

Walks Around Gunnerside

Walks Around Gunnerside

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