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Sheryl's Last Stand

A Bitter Sweet Comedy

By: Kerrie Noor

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Broke, homeless, and addicted to chocolate, will Sheryl chase her dream or remain tied to her mother's purse strings? Sheryl, on the wrong side of thirty-five, has seen better days. She lost her job, her home, and the ability to say no to her mother: a woman with as much sensitivity as a comedian. Sheryl, a soft touch, is wilting into a sea of whiskey and American Wrestling. She spends her nights rooting for Johnstone, a wrestler as believable as Die Hard. Until Sheryl discovers belly dancing. Sheryl is a natural at belly dancing and dreams of performing in the sort of costume that would have her mother choking on her “you’re too fat” comments. So when the wrestlers come to town, Sheryl grabs her chance. She wins tickets to the wrestling event and the opportunity to not only meet Johnstone but belly dance. Sheryl feels hopeful until her mother finds out. Will Sheryl grab her chance or toss her coin belt, along with her dreams, to the wind? Sheryl’s Last Stand is the first in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor’s wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy Sheryl’s Last Stand today to watch Sheryl shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

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Diva Diaries Box Set

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Diva Diaries Box Set

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A Romantic Comedy With No Age Limits One Panto, three stories with more than one happy ending. The Diva Diaries series, a laugh-a-minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics. You will find romance, comic setups, and a fire of epic proportion with an ending that will intrigue, entertain and make you chuckle in your shoes.

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Panto Girl

A Comic Novella Book 3

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Panto Girl

A Comic Novella Book 3

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The last thing Helmet was looking for was romance, the last thing Toby was looking for was a father, but Toby’s mother had other ideas. Helmut a traveling blogger from Germany is searching for his next big story. When he comes across a single mother with a son who dreams of saving the world Helmut realizes he has met a kindred spirit. As Helmut develops an eco-friendly bond with Toby he falls for Toby’s mother. Toby however doesn’t “do” sharing and would rather have his eyes gouged out than another father. The friendship crumbles and when Toby and Helmut are thrown together to help with the local pantomime Toby throws his best teenage sulk until a pole dancer appears. Toby’s hormones tip him over the edge, he can't think straight let alone close a stage curtain and it is up to Helmut to save the performance. Does Helmut rise to the challenge, win back Toby and his mother? Or does his German accent get in the way? Panto Girl is the third novella in the Diva Diaries series. A laugh-a-minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics. Buy Panto Girl today a story that will have you chuckling in your shoes.

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Panto Boy

A Comic Novella Book 2

By: Kerrie Noor

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Panto Boy

A Comic Novella Book 2

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Agnus wants a second chance on stage. Her partners want her to grow old quietly. Will their relationship survive or fizzle out like a damp sparkler? Agnus is desperate to play the lead in the local pantomime. Lesley, her partner thinks she has as much chance as a pole dancer and tells Agnus to “hang up her suspenders for good”. Angus takes in a lodger who feds her dreams and despite a part that involves bad jokes rather than suspenders she agrees on one last fling. Lesley buys a one-way ticket out of town and is gone before the first rehearsal until a role appears just perfect for Lesley’s comic timing. “A couple who perform together stay together,” says the lodger a romantic at heart who set about persuading Lesley to perform. Lesley seizing the chance to ruin Agnus’s performance jumps at the chance. Will the two women collide their blood boiling for revenge or will performing together bring out the best in them? Panto Boy is the second novella in the Diva Diaries series. A laugh-a-minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics. Buy Panto Boy today a story that will have you chuckling in your shoes.

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A Dress For A Queen

Tales From A Funny Lady

By: Kerrie Noor

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A Dress For A Queen

Tales From A Funny Lady

By: Kerrie Noor

Diverse, satirical, and deliciously moreish, this comical collection of adult short stories by Scotland’s favorite author Kerrie Noor includes: A Dress For A Queen Lizzie loves to perform daring tricks in strange places- the only trouble is -her day job gets in the way. The Story That Got Away Deidre works alongside Rodney an editor, who turns up his nose at every story she writes. Until she comes across photos of his mother’s past life. The Lady In The Box (Sci-Fi comedy) Pete thought he knew everything there was to know about yoga until he meets the Lady in the box. Boudicca And Mavis The tail of a dancer waiting for a chance, she wants attention, she wants adoration but what she gets is a different story.

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1393276644

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Four Takeaways And A Funeral

Deliciously Succlent Comedy

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Four Takeaways And A Funeral

Deliciously Succlent Comedy

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Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can’t agree on anything. Will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake? Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. Mavis’s sister arrives to “sort things out”. She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister’s head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies. With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy’s relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti. Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges? Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor’s wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today and watch Mavis shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

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1386829943

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The Rise Of Manifesto The Great (Prequel 1)

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Wear More Than The Trousers

By: Kerrie A Noor

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The Rise Of Manifesto The Great (Prequel 1)

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Wear More Than The Trousers

By: Kerrie A Noor

Planet Hy Man Prequel 1 Manifesto The Great comes from a dynasty of leaders who treat women like breeding machines. When his forefather dies, he must take over as leader, but will he be able to control the women? Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby’s belly button until a spaceship arrives full of celibate men and women hungry for all things ‘earthy’. They hurl themselves into a frenzy of real meat, real air, and procreation until Manifesto The Great’s forefather takes control creating order, rules, and a sewage system. Manifesto The Great watches as his forefather pollutes the planet, treats women like they're walking wombs, and designs dodgy robots, and when his forefather dies, Manifesto The Great is left to pick up the pieces. Will he rise over the tidal wave of discontented women and claim his throne or drown under a sea of underwire and oestrogen? The Rise Of Manifesto The Great is the first of three prequels to the Planet Hy Man science-fiction comedy series. If you crave a roller coaster ride of laughter and fast-paced satire then buy The Rise Of Manifesto The Great today.

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1393922260

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The Downfall Of A Bellydancer

A Comedy Not For The Faint Hearted

By: Kerrie Noor

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The Downfall Of A Bellydancer

A Comedy Not For The Faint Hearted

By: Kerrie Noor

Nefertiti’s dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank. Will she rise above the ashes of a lost dream or pull the duvet over her head and hide? At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see. Now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and ‘rock’, but he has other plans. Dropped like a hot potato, Nefertiti feels alone until she stumbles across a bag lady with a past the local's gossip about. After fifty-five years of self-absorption, Nefertiti finds herself caring for a woman who spends her days singing off-key. Until the council steps in. Nefertiti finds herself torn between the bag lady and the council, and if she plays things the wrong way, she could lose more than her dance class. Will she save the bag lady, or will she throw in the towel to appease the council? The Downfall Of A Bellydancer is the second book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor’s wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy The Downfall Of A Bellydancer today and watch Nefertiti shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

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Rebel Without A Crew

By: Kerrie A Noor

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Rebel Without A Crew

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Planet H Man has toppled under the coup of the century and Mex must choose. Will she settle for her retirement fund or politicians too young to take seriously? Planet Hyman is at a lost as their new and callous leader takes a sabbatical, she has found her "pleasure dome" and while she learns there is more to life than a new manifesto, a coup rises to the occasion. With Mex hungover in Scotland, there is little to stand in their way apart from a hippy colony too chilled to care, a reporter with no scruples, and a missing set of batteries. The coup has plans to runs things the "proletarian way" they are young, idealistic, and haven't tasted luxury yet. They almost make it, grab the operations room, when their new and callous leader arises from her pleasure dome and grabs back her throne. Will Mex pick up her leathers and defend the coupe, or return to her planet to recuperate from a Scottish "good night out"? Rebel Without A Crew is the quirky third book in the Planet Hy Man science fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you'll love Kerrie Noor's otherworldly farce.

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Three Angry Women And A Baby

A Heart Warming Feel-Good Romanitc Comedy

By: Kerrie Noor

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Three Angry Women And A Baby

A Heart Warming Feel-Good Romanitc Comedy

By: Kerrie Noor

Shell-shocked from a night of everlasting labor Sheryl cannot muster a “coo” let alone feel anything. Will she ever find her maternal mojo again? Sheryl and Steven have always longed for a baby. But nine months of yoga doesn’t guarantee a smooth birth, and Sheryl returns home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. Steven tries to reassure her, but living next door to her mother has squashed Sheryl's confidence. Sheryl’s mother is as critical as a gymnastics judge and Sheryl can’t even get up in the morning, let alone decide on a name for her daughter. Steven finds a home, miles from anywhere, and persuades Sheryl it's for the best. Sheryl, lonely with all day to ponder retreats into depression. Until that is, her mother needs her help… Will her mother forgive the daughter who ruthlessly ripped her granddaughter from her like a wax job? And if she does will helping her mother rekindle Sheryl’s maternal instincts or squash her like yesterday’s tomato? Three Angry Women And A Baby is the fourth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing and Beyond series. Buy Three Angry Women And A Baby today to watch Sheryl shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

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1393560083

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The Other Side Of Yes

A Feel Good Romantic Comedy For The Sceptic

By: Kerrie Noor

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The Other Side Of Yes

A Feel Good Romantic Comedy For The Sceptic

By: Kerrie Noor

Does true love overcome age and race? When Neff fell for Tenzam she hoped so until she met his sister. Neff, a dramatic woman in her early sixties thought sex was but a distant memory until she met Tenzam. She works for him in an Indian takeaway and despite him lighting her fire more times than she’s served popadoms, she struggles to trust him. Neff pictures Tenzam and her together, happily running a cat sanctuary or a cafe, living as other couple friends do. Tenzam, a Bangladeshi sees love differently. Will Neff and Tenzam be able to meet somewhere in the middle or will Neff return to sleeping with just her cat for company? The Other Side Of Yes is the sixth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing and Beyond series.

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1914327128

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Planet Hy Man Box Set Book 1-3

By: Kerrie A Noor

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Planet Hy Man Box Set Book 1-3

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Women Rule But For How Long? Mex had been looking forward to a well-earned rest after saving planet Hy Man. But now, thanks to Beryl, she has been sent on a mission that will ruin her career with a robot who rubs her up the wrong way. Beryl is the leader of planet Hy Man and fighting to remain so.; the planet’s energy is on its' last legs and chapping at her heels to take over is the ruthless Hilda. A woman with a personality as bad her haircut and will do anything to get her way... Three books spanning the ambitions of three women who are desperate to beat, win and rule; the only problem is that men get in the way. Kerrie Noor's Planet Hy Man series is a Sci-Fi comedy where every hero is a woman old enough to know better and old enough not to care.

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1386884537

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A Dame Called Derek

A Comic Novella Book 1

By: Kerrie Noor

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A Dame Called Derek

A Comic Novella Book 1

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Charlie's marriage has hit the rock bottom. He tries his hand at writing erotica, will his writing light his wife’s fire or douse it out for good? Charlie shares his first story with his writing class. A hobby that has his wife laughing into her morning latte Charlies is a house husband and in her eyes, his talents remain with pastry rolling. The writing class loves his story they think it’s funny including the director of the local pantomime. The director who has as much idea about directing as a plumber bullies Charlie into writing for the local pantomime group. Charlie’s wife calls him crazy and with a dame as funny as a kidney stone and equipment on a par with second-hand stall Charle can see her point until he discovers his wife’s therapist does more than manipulate her neck. With a fire of epic proportions and an exotic wardrobe mistress, Charlie is caught in the crossfire of amateur dramatic politics, divorce, and reviving his “romancing” skills. Will he find the courage to chase a chance, or will he give up and return to cleaning ovens and being ignored? A Dame Called Derek is the first novella in the Diva Diaries series, a laugh-a-minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics.

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1386499331

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Rebel Without A Bra

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Wield The Whip

By: Kerrie A Noor

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Rebel Without A Bra

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Wield The Whip

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Planet Hy Man is in turmoil. Her leader lost on earth. Will Mex rise to the challenge or fade faster than her hair dye? Mex is heading for the Edinburgh Festival in search of lost energy. Hot on her heels is Beryl, her leader who has already dropped Mex in it once and may do again. Beryl has a planet to save and an arch rival to beat. A feat made near impossible considering her arch-rival has taken over Beryl's "operations room" along with every high-tech spying equipment going. As time runs out Beryl turns to Mex. Mex having discovered gin hooks up with a troupe of performing transvestites, tosses her mobile to the wind, and delves into the seedier side of the festival. Saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she was comatose. Will Beryl convince Mex to sober up and save their planet or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? Rebel Without A Bra is the quirky second book in the Planet Hy Man science fiction comedy series. If you like high-mileage heroines, fast-paced satire, and meticulously crafted universes, then you'll love Kerrie Noor's otherworldly farce. Buy Rebel Without A Bra to blast into a battle of the sexes today! "A cross between Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland and Red Dwarf." ★★★★★

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1386273147

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Bellydancing And Beyond Boxset

By: Kerrie Noor

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Bellydancing And Beyond Boxset

By: Kerrie Noor

Three books, three comedies with all your favorite characters from the Belly Dancing and Beyond series- laugh-out-loud stories about a group of women who have at one time or another danced with the great Nefertiti. Indulge in the laughter, love, and drama as these three captivating stories unfold against the backdrop of the Belly Dancing. Each book is a stand-alone adventure, but together they weave a tapestry of friendship, sisterhood, and the enduring power of dance. Whether you're a fan of sequins, romance, or simply enjoy a good belly laugh, this series has it all. Book 1- Sheryl's Last Stand "A poignant romantic comedy." ★★★★★ “The voice is Scottish urban girl snark." ★★★★★ "Good read, funny, fast-paced, zany characters." ★★★★★ Book 2-The Downfall Of A Bellydancer "Funny, witty, and rapid-paced." ★★★★★ "Funny, Poignant, and charming!" ★★★★★ "Laugh out loud funny." ★★★★★ Book 3-Four Takeaways And A Funeral< "A fun and captivating comedy." ★★★★★ "Great British rom-com." ★★★★★ An adorable comedy about sibling rivalry and Indian food." ★★★★★

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1540114236

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Rebel Without A Crew

Robots Are Here To Stay But Will They Get Paid?

By: Kerrie Noor

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Rebel Without A Crew

Robots Are Here To Stay But Will They Get Paid?

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A Rebel Without a Crew is the third in the Planet Hy Man series where every hero is a woman old enough to know better and old enough not to care.

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1999644786

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The Downfall of a Bellydancer

A Comedy Not for the Faint Hearted

By: Kerrie Noor

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The Downfall of a Bellydancer

A Comedy Not for the Faint Hearted

By: Kerrie Noor

The Downfall of a Belly dancer is a comedy for women who love to laugh, believe in romance but like it served with a bit of reality.

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Sheryl's Last Stand

A Bitter Sweet Comedy

By: Kerrie Noor

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Sheryl's Last Stand

A Bitter Sweet Comedy

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Sheryl has seen better days; but now, at the wrong side of thirty-five she has lost it all and must start again. Not alone; but under the watchful eye of her mother, her sister and various friends who have known her since she was in nappies.

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Three Angry Women And A Baby

A Heart Warming Feel-Good Romanitc Comedy

By: Kerrie Noor

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A Heart Warming Feel-Good Romanitc Comedy

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Lockdown

A comic Novella Book 4

By: Kerrie Noor

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Lockdown

A comic Novella Book 4

By: Kerrie Noor

George ousted from the drama club is desperate to direct again. The drama club would rather have their nails ripped out-----one by one. Will George get another chance? Lockdown has begun, George's caravan park is empty, his pension shares halved, and Catrina his on/off lover is definitely off. George is at a loss what to do until Catrina's Aunt is whisked off to a nursing home with the visiting rights of a security prison. George sees a chance. He decides to raise money for a covid friendly visiting room with ‘Panto on zoom’; not only will he woe his Catrina but restore his reputation as a director. But when the video turns viral for all the wrong reasons, George has more than a mutiny on his hands. Will he restore his reputation or fall flat on his face? Buy Lockdown today a story that will have you chuckling in your shoes.

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