Have you ever been in a wine shop and discovered the clerk knew less about wine than you? Have you ever been afraid to ask for a Gewurztraminer at a restaurant because you didn’t know how to pronounce it? Have you just wanted to try something new, but you had no idea what it tasted like? Fortunately, you found this square book. The No Bull$#!t Wine Book will help you become a savvier wine drinker by offering some pronunciations, descriptions, dumb humor, and cool pictures. Let this realistic and slightly irreverent wine guide help you become the wino you were born to be. Cheers!