Ever wanted to own a bulldog? Forget it, for she will end up owning you! This black comedy farce involves a hardhearted bachelor London cabby still struggling to emerge from his midlife crisis. Alfie Horsefly meets Mildred Marshée as she climbs into his cab, discreetly concealing her pet bulldog Milly from his view until it's too late. Alfie soon discovers the stowaway after Mildred has departed. So begins a new life of suffering for Alfie as he discovers that the bitch is the cause of his nightmares. This phantasmagorical farce presents a hilarious madcap search for the missing owner of a jinxed bulldog. The comedy is enhanced by the psychedelic characters-the harassed nightmare-prone East-End cabbie and the loony old French mademoiselle sculptress whose only means of ensnaring a man is by a canine curse!