The hilarious, irreverent guide to world history you never knew you needed, featuring 366 profanity-filled tales of triumph and terror, science and stupidity, courage and cowardice Those who cannot remember the past . . . need a history teacher who says “f*ck” a lot. Nazis are bad. The worst kind of bad. There are no very fine people among them. If you disagree, you won’t like this book. Still here? Cool. You are about to receive an education unlike any you’ve previously experienced. In this uproarious and informative tour from ancient times to the modern day and everything in between, James Fell, the self-proclaimed “sweary historian,” reveals a past replete with deeds both noble and despicable. Throughout the book, he provides insightful analysis of all the sh!t that went down. Behold! • In 1927, actress Mae West was sent to jail for “corrupting the morals of youth” with her first Broadway play, titled Sex. She served the time and followed up with a play about homosexuality. • In 1419, church reformers in Prague, vexed over their leader having been burned at the stake, defenestrated city leaders from a high window. They died, because those kinds of Czechs don’t bounce. • If you were in the province of Shaanxi in China on January 23, 1556, then it sucked to be you. It wasn’t the biggest earthquake ever, but it was the deadliest day in history. • In 362 B.C.E., a battle between Greek city states debilitated both sides, making the region ripe for conquering by Phillip of Macedon—aka Alex the Great’s dad—and spelling the end of Greek democracy. • In 1343, the husband of noblewoman Jeanne de Clisson was unjustly executed by the king of France. Furious, Jeanne became a pirate, selling all her possessions to fund a fleet and exact revenge. • During World War II, three Dutch teens used their beauty to lure Nazis into the forest with the promise of a good time, then out came the guns and BLAM! They sent them off to Nazi hell. If reading history doesn’t make you want to swear like a mom with a red-wine hangover walking barefoot through a LEGO-filled living room, then you’re not reading the right history. Across the ages, over 100 billion humans have lived and died. Some were motivated by greed, others by generosity. Many dedicated themselves to the art of killing, while others were focused on curing. There have been grave mistakes, and moments of greatness. And that is why . . . sh!t happens. Every day.
From internationally syndicated fitness columnist and author, James Fell, comes a no-nonsense guide on how to get in shape, fix your finances, alleviate depression and change your life for good.
Canadian health and fitness expert James Fell shares his no-holds-barred approach to losing weight and staying in shape--based on science, straight talk and a healthy dose of humour. Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare? The tortoise--slow and steady--won the race, right? So why, when it comes to weight loss and fitness, does everyone want to be the hare, speeding toward the finish line in a desperate attempt to drop pounds in record time? In Lose It Right, fitness consultant and writer James Fell offers the cold, hard truth about what you really need to do to lose weight and get fit. In his trademark irreverent style, Fell offers a slow, steady and science-based approach to improving health that will motivate and inspire readers. He explains the critical role of exercise in adopting healthy eating behaviours, and provides a step-by-step road map for integrating exercise and making dietary changes. Through the Virtuous Cycle, a leveled eating and exercise program, Fell shows you how to gradually transform your health, the way your body performs, and the way you look. With its big-picture approach to lifestyle planning, and its insistence that there are no quick fixes or miracle cures, Lose It Right will appeal to readers who suspect the tortoise was right: slow and steady really does win the race.
The tales of two very different southern families that come together in a marriage with children and grandchildren that each have a story to tell and parents that weave them into an anthology that is fun to read. Each are exciting new authors from 10 years old to 78 and each with something to say. The titles of their stories tell it all; Southern Innocence, Did You Ever See a Dog Smile, Cries In the Skies, or Blondes With Guns. If we had a mission in creating this book, it would have been to show that traditional southern grace and the simple elegance of southern family living have survived.
An American hero returns home after five years as a POW to find his world flooded with change. When his wife tells him she is pregnant, the one change he finds that he can not accept, is abortion. He takes his wife from an abortion clinic and after she has the child, he is charged and tried for kidnapping.The drama of his trial begains as he attempts to defend himself against the government's special prosecutor and in a federal court where the judge is being considered as a possible nominee for the supreme court. The underling battle that develops between politics and justice leads all three men to come face to face with their ""moment of Truth"" and the true sense of honor.
This comprehensive treatment of the smelting industry of Colorado, originally published in 1979, is now back in print with a new preface by the author. Packed with fascinating statistics and mining data, Ores to Metals details the people, technologies, and business decisions that have shaped the smelting industry in the Rockies. Although mining holds more of the glamour for those in and interested in the minerals industry, smelters have continuously played a critical role in the industry's evolution since their introduction in Colorado in the 1860s. At that time, miners desperately needed new technology to recover gold and silver from ores resistant to milling. Beginning as small independent enterprises, progressing to larger integrated firms working in urban centers, and finally following a trend toward mergers, the entire industry was absorbed into one large holding company - the American Smelting and Refining Company. Over time, fortunes were won and lost, business success was converted to political success, and advances were made in science and metallurgy. Drawing on archival material, Fell expertly presents the triumphs and troubles of the entrepreneurs who built one of the great industries of the West.
Welcome to Fell, a land that is filled with beauty and spectacular views. A place that began with love and respect for one another now has become a place with people making wrong choices. The people who live here in Fell are not nice to each other and only live for themselves. In fact, in the entire land of Fell, you can only find two good people: Mr. El and his son, Justus. Justus loves the people of Fell even though they are not very nice. He wants them to love one another and to make the right choices. Then there is Hudge, a mean and selfish man who does not care what happens to others. His whole life is about getting what he wants. To the surprise of Hudge, Mr. El becomes judge over Fell, and Hudge has to answer to Mr. El for all his bad actions and choices he has made throughout his life. What will Hudge do now that Mr. El has become the judge? How will Hudge answer for all his wrong choices? What will become of Hudge?
The main object of the present memoir is to show that the methods and results of Mackey (1958) and Blattner (1963) on the group extension representation problem go through without any essential change in the larger context of homogeneous Banach *-algebraic bundles (with enough cross sections). In order to dispense with separability we shall follow the topological methods of Blattner rather than Mackey's more detailed measure-theoretic analysis. Except for the last section, Part II of this memoir is in fact a rewriting of much of Blattner's papers (1963), making the modifications necessary in the larger context of bundles. The last Section 17 gives an account of the 'Mackey obstruction' in the nonseparable case, leading to an analogue (Theorem 17.2) of Theorem 8.2 of Mackey's paper for homogeneous Banach *-algebraic bundles, without separability restrictions. This is the culminating point of the present memoir.
This book relates how James C. Boyce fell in love with the fiddle, learned to play it, and began to teach others to play it. Mr. Boyce is an instrument maker and repairman who gives his personal advice on the purchase and care of a fiddle, and includes his observations on the mystique of the instrument. ?Falling in Love With the Fiddle? is designed for people who never learned to read music, and also for those who do read music but want to get ?off the page? and play music by ear. This book contains an aural learning program for the beginning fiddler, teaching how to hold the fiddle and bow, and to play the sounds that you hear. The AudioTab CD will help you learn how to tune the fiddle, and how to play three simple tunes on it. Ultimately, the book and CD will help you learn to play the ?sounds? of the fiddle.
This updated, expanded edition of Where the Domino Fell recounts the history of American involvement in Vietnam from the end of World War II, clarifying the political aims, military strategy, and social and economic factors that contributed to the participants' actions. Revised and updated to include an examination of Vietnam through the point of view of the soldiers themselves, and brings the story up to the present day through a look at how the war has been memorialized A final chapter examines Vietnam through the lens of Oliver Stone's films and opens up a discussion of the War in popular culture Written with brevity and clarity, this concise narrative history of the Vietnam conflict is an ideal student text A chronology, glossary, and a bibliography all serve as helpful reference points for students An important contribution not only to the study of the Vietnam War but to an understanding of the larger workings of American foreign policy
James Kuczykowski was born to John Joseph and Dorothy Kuczykowski in May of 1961. In early childhood, he was severely cross-eyed and stuttered profusely, so his early childhood was met with the older children in his neighborhood laughing at him and calling him names. He was raised in a Roman Catholic environment and attended Catholic schools all his life. While in high school at Steubenville Catholic Central (1976-1979), James says of himself he was a multipositional athlete on the football team. He jokes that he played end, guard, and tackle. He says, "I sat on the end of the bench, was given charge to guard the water bottles and tackle anyone who came near the water tray." In November of 1980, the day after Thanksgiving, he started his short career in the US Air Force. After Basic Training and Technical Training School, his duty assignments included Hancock Field in North Syracuse, New York; Mangil-san Radar Station at Mangil-san, South Korea; and Tyndall Air Force Base at Panama City, Florida. He was awarded an honorable discharge in September of 1984. It was at Hancock Field where he met Tela Baxter, an Air Force woman who he thought was the most beautiful woman he ever saw. James and Tela became good friends and was married in June of 1982. Due to circumstances beyond their control though, James and Tela lived separate lives but did stay legally married for thirty-eight years until June 25th 2022. While serving in the US Air Force, James fell in love with the alcohol drinking crowd and strayed far from his Christian upbringing. His alcohol drinking continually escalated until the day when he called an old friend, "The Coalminer," and asked this old friend to help him get sober. And so on December 3, 1996, James K. entered his first Anonymous twelve-step fellowship and continues to attend the meetings because he treasures the friendship and laughter. After receiving an honorable discharge from the US Air Force, James returned to his hometown and attended Jefferson Technical College and earned an associate degree in applied business, data processing, in June 1987. The economy was not very good at this time in the United States, so James struggled with part-time jobs for a couple of years before being hired as a telemarketing salesman for Snyder Distributing. That position led to employment with another Snyder firm, Bulldog Distributing, which led to an international sales position with Bulldog Security. James, aka "Jim Kuz," worked with the Snyder family for twelve years before starting a landscaping and lawn-cutting concern. As is mentioned in this book, James is a stroke survivor and lives a reasonably joyful life. 2
Historical and contemporary photographs accompany a narrative reflection on Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer's "Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn, which includes personal accounts of battle veterans.
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