Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens! If laughter is truly the best medicine, then children of all ages are about to get a whole lot healthier. That's because these hundreds of jokes--divided into Games & Groans, Animal Crackers, Crazy Celebrations and other wacky categories--are the goofiest, most hilarious ever collected, and sure to get kids chuckling. Why would Snow White make the best judge? Why, because she's the fairest of them all, silly! Amusing line drawings add to the fun.
Keep kids cracking up for hours with these ridiculously fun riddles. What happened to the skunk that fell into the bathtub? It stunk all the way to the bottom. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept. What television programs do cows watch? Moo-vies. It's a guaranteed laugh riot!
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children won't be able to pick just one favorite.
Kids will eagerly come knock-knocking to snatch up this knee-slapping collection by the popular author of Kids’ Silliest Jokes, Super Goofy Jokes, and several of the Giggle Fit books. With hundreds of knock-knocks to choose from--all in alphabetical order--children will enjoy sharing the amusement with their friends for hours on end.
Beastie bloopers, fiddle-de-riddles, creepy critters, tongue twisters, and so much more! Filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? "This will cost me an arm and a leg!" Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but cant chew. What am I? (A comb.) How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour--and there are even more smiles than that in here.
Philoxenia. When the police call using this code word, 16-year-old Darya knows she will be sheltering strangers. Nonhumans seek Darya's protection too, whispering from the depths of the forest in voices only she can hear. If she obeys the voices, she risks her adoptive mother's rage, the taunts of a surly island boy, and the wrath of her community. If she refuses the voices, a primeval species faces extermination.
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens! If laughter is truly the best medicine, then children of all ages are about to get a whole lot healthier. That's because these hundreds of jokes--divided into Games & Groans, Animal Crackers, Crazy Celebrations and other wacky categories--are the goofiest, most hilarious ever collected, and sure to get kids chuckling. Why would Snow White make the best judge? Why, because she's the fairest of them all, silly! Amusing line drawings add to the fun.
Beastie bloopers, fiddle-de-riddles, creepy critters, tongue twisters, and so much more! Filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? "This will cost me an arm and a leg!" Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but cant chew. What am I? (A comb.) How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour--and there are even more smiles than that in here.
Kids will eagerly come knock-knocking to snatch up this knee-slapping collection by the popular author of Kids’ Silliest Jokes, Super Goofy Jokes, and several of the Giggle Fit books. With hundreds of knock-knocks to choose from--all in alphabetical order--children will enjoy sharing the amusement with their friends for hours on end.
This comprehensive collection of works celebrates Jacqueline Wearing's career from the 1960s until present, charting a fascinating and markedly individual exploration of diverse medium, technique and subject. Working varyingly with oil, watercolour, pastel, photography and assemblage, it is clear that Wearing relishes an element of discovery as she creates: she experiments freely with form in the Taking Shape series; delights in colour as the light bursts through her highly atmospheric Sunrise series; and employs a richly free handling to reveal an enigmatic presence within her stunning Un-named in oil. Although undoubtedly a student of the Modern, Wearing is also deeply inspired by the Romantic works of J M W Turner. This is traceable through the ephemeral atmosphere the artist captures within her enveloping landscapes, as well as in her love of natural form. This newly published anthology features 63 sumptuous illustrations of Wearing's work. The catalogue is chronologically arranged, charting the work's evolution over a 50-year period and enabling us to join the artist upon her remarkable journey of discovery.
Readers who wish to know more about the woman and her life will delight in this deluxe facsimile of the complete, unedited will of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, containing a four-color frontispiece portrait of Mrs. Onassis.
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children won't be able to pick just one favorite.
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