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I Ain't Doin' It

Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart

By: Heather Land

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I Ain't Doin' It

Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart

By: Heather Land

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

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256

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ISBN 10

1982104090

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9781982104092

Chore Whore

Adventures of a Celebrity Personal Assistant

By: Heather H. Howard

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Chore Whore

Adventures of a Celebrity Personal Assistant

By: Heather H. Howard

I have been used, abused, lied to, and cheated on, blamed, shamed, screamed at, and ridiculed. I've been scammed and damned, had my ass kissed, my reputation dissed, and my face spat on. All in the name of working as a celebrity personal assistant . . . a CHORE WHORE! After twenty years of working thanklessly for a dozen high-powered Hollywood hotshots, Corki Brown has had enough. She's sick to death of handling elaborate extortion deals, washing groupies' dirty underwear, and having to whip up intimate dinners on no notice for spoiled stars, each with his or her own bizarre dietary demands. And now her ten-year-old son is starting to exhibit some disturbing signs of Tinseltown weirdness. It's time to get out, but escape won't be easy. . . .

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Harper Collins

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006210960X

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9780062109606

Chore Whore

Adventures of a Celebrity Personal Assistant

By: Heather H. Howard

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Chore Whore

Adventures of a Celebrity Personal Assistant

By: Heather H. Howard

Reaching her breaking point after being abused by more than twenty famous celebrities in her work as a professional Hollywood assistant, Corki Brown is dismayed to learn that ending her career is proving more difficult than anticipated, a situation that is complicated by her ten-year-old son's disturbing behavior. 50,000 first printing.

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0060723912

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9780060723910

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