Have you ever seen the film Brigadoon, where they have this quaint little Scottish village which only appears once every hundred years or so? Forget that, this is Quillem and if you're looking for a happy ending, then this is not the place for you.Now you're sitting there reading this wondering why the hell was I asking if you'd seen that film?Well, there is one small similarity; Quillem only exists to those it wants. It sits in broad daylight staring one and all right in the face, but it only those which the village wants who are allowed entry. There is only one known written record of Quillem, the Domesday Book of 1086 reads: Quillem is a tiny hamlet in the south Cornish countryside, a place where nothing special can be spoken of, there are sixteen homes, a bakers, a butchers and a blacksmiths. The people of Quillem are a solitary lot with no wish of the outside world. That being said no one we know of that has visited the hamlet has ever returned
Following the tumultuous events of Book One (The Monuments of Panda Johnson), Panda and his ever growing band of friends find themselves marooned on Earth 4.6 traversing foreign land and fending off both new, and old enemies. With Genevieve and Lord Overworn stranded on the same planet, it isn't long before their paths cross again and all hell breaks loose. When Lord Overworn's homeworld is invaded and captured by their mortal enemy, the Malagain, the race is on to find a way home, re-capture Panda and generally be as naughty as possible. Join Panda and friends in their continuing adventures, as they run away in the face of danger, laugh in the face of reality and generally wonder who, in the Twelve Lords of Gorm, they annoyed.
Panda, a burger flipping alien, is cast into a battle of the relatively good Vs frustrated evil. Follow him and his five friends as they are transported through time and space. Meet Bob, the bored Jellyfish God...
The personal, if not impersonal, journals of Panda Johnson. An alien of four arms, low self esteem and penchant for attracting trouble.The first of two Journals detailing numerous outlandish exploits of the lead protagonist from The Monuments of Panda Johnson & Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods...Ik (Tuesday)17th Xul (February)I arrived home to find a leg sticking through my ceiling.
Have you ever seen the film Brigadoon, where they have this quaint little Scottish village which only appears once every hundred years or so? Forget that, this is Quillem and if you're looking for a happy ending, then this is not the place for you.Now you're sitting there reading this wondering why the hell was I asking if you'd seen that film?Well, there is one small similarity; Quillem only exists to those it wants. It sits in broad daylight staring one and all right in the face, but it only those which the village wants who are allowed entry. There is only one known written record of Quillem, the Domesday Book of 1086 reads: Quillem is a tiny hamlet in the south Cornish countryside, a place where nothing special can be spoken of, there are sixteen homes, a bakers, a butchers and a blacksmiths. The people of Quillem are a solitary lot with no wish of the outside world. That being said no one we know of that has visited the hamlet has ever returned
When Seth, an anxiety ridden office worker, is contacted by Constance and informed that he has been willed a clock, a painting and some money. From an Uncle he never even knew existed, he has no idea that it will be the start of an amazing journey, plunging the world into a dangerous and bottomless pit of war. As events spiral out of his control they threaten to rip apart the very fabric of time and space.
Following the tumultuous events of Book One (The Monuments of Panda Johnson), Panda and his ever growing band of friends find themselves marooned on Earth 4.6 traversing foreign land and fending off both new, and old enemies. With Genevieve and Lord Overworn stranded on the same planet, it isn't long before their paths cross again and all hell breaks loose. When Lord Overworn's homeworld is invaded and captured by their mortal enemy, the Malagain, the race is on to find a way home, re-capture Panda and generally be as naughty as possible. Join Panda and friends in their continuing adventures, as they run away in the face of danger, laugh in the face of reality and generally wonder who, in the Twelve Lords of Gorm, they annoyed.
Panda, a burger flipping alien, is cast into a battle of the relatively good Vs frustrated evil. Follow him and his five friends as they are transported through time and space. Meet Bob, the bored Jellyfish God...
The personal, if not impersonal, journals of Panda Johnson. An alien of four arms, low self esteem and penchant for attracting trouble.The first of two Journals detailing numerous outlandish exploits of the lead protagonist from The Monuments of Panda Johnson & Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods...Ik (Tuesday)17th Xul (February)I arrived home to find a leg sticking through my ceiling.
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