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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over . . .

By: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over . . .

By: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

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1612435904

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Born to Pun

1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

By: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

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Born to Pun

1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

By: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.

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1612438113

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9781612438115