Paradoxes Oxymorons Power expounds on difficult Scriptural principles. There are fascinating illustrations, miracle accounts, extraordinary dreams with interpretations, and 12 unique angelic friends. A bonus chapter 22 features astonishing personal encounters with 'the keys of David' and alluring facts. Pastor Gary Fuss is a graduate of Grove City College, Pa. and Pittsburgh Theological Seminary. The author enjoys sports, traveling, and reading. This evangelist embraces the prophetic, and pioneered the 12 year running weekly Ephesians 4 Prayer Fellowship. This Holy Spirit filled meeting includes worship and fiery intercessions, developing unity among various churches.
The Joshua Accounts is a biography, interwoven with Scriptural exposition highlighting signs, wonders, and miracles. The author is a graduate of Grove City College, PA, and Pittsburgh Theological Seminary. Thirty years of experience in evangelism and pastoring took place in Pennsylvania, Ohio, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Florida. This includes the United Methodist Church, Southern Baptist, Church of God, Charismatic, and street ministry to the homeless. The writer's passion is for winning souls, making disciples, and exalting the Lord Jesus Christ. He currently leads interdenominational weekly "fire" prayer meetings called Ephesians 4. May the believers' fruits be clearly manifested, Holy Spirit giftings be in full activation, daily Holy Communion be celebrated, and "Jesus" journaling abound
In 2011, Gary Franckeiss released his first book with little fuss, fanfare or promotion. Yet despite this humble start to his literary career, 'A Book Of Nonsense Verse' became a huge hit on Amazon's Kindle chart. Throughout the first year of release, the book steadily and repeatedly outsold the likes of Griff Rhys Jones, Nick Sharratt, Quentin Blake and Edward Lear on the Kindle humour chart, peaking at Number 3. Now back by popular demand, Sarum Publishing is delighted to bring you a second volume of Gary's nonsense verse and wonderful illustrations (who else would dare to rhyme 'cat show' with 'macho'?) And as before, be warned that some of the prose is not suitable for minors.
Sex, God, politics and other trivia, like science and business, get skewered in this selection of Gary Suttons published rants. But somehow this curmudgeon dotes on relatives. One column helped a judge decide to overturn a jury verdict. Another caused a CIA operative to show up on his doorstep. Death threats and nasty letters to editors followed several pieces. Whether in the NY Times or Math World, The Wall Street Journal or the La Jolla Light, Suttons thoughts always seem to provoke. Funny, Outrageous. Never even close to conventional.
Welcome to the world of Gary Yordon—former politician, part-time television host, and accidental newspaper columnist. When Yordon's world began giving him stories too good not to immortalize, he sent one to a friend at a newspaper. Two years and seventy-five columns later, he had a rabidly loyal readership. Their persistent requests led to this collection. There is nothing above Yordon's satire, including his lack of home repair skills, addiction to Steven Seagal movies, and kidney stone intolerance. (Okay, maybe Yordon is normal in that regard.) He admits to actively resisting the temptation to write excessively about his mother, who is "a living, breathing, Neil Simon play." "My ninety-year-old mother is a fierce shopper. Put a parachute on sale and Mom's all over it because it's not about need, it's about price. She'd buy a show pony to get a free harness. She passed the shopping gene to me. If I hear the phrase 'as seen on TV,' I know I'm in trouble. At 3 a.m., the Leopard Print Cat Tunnel for $19.95 is too good to pass up. Now all I need is a cat." Tender moments are tucked away in this book too, especially those related to Yordon's relationship with his profoundly challenged son, Zachary. Learn more about Gary Yordon at ZPRgroup.com.
Gary has used a Twain-like humor with a folksy small town snapshot of life to make us stop and reconsider our own life. He opens up with humor and tenderness that will bring laughter and tears from the same page as he paints pictures of the people, places, and activities that surround him. He and his dog Turbo, his too kind and loving wife, and four children are the innocents abroad on a raft made of love, pain, laughter, and hope that is floating the mighty Mississippi of life somewhere in the West. From his experience raising kids, fighting cancer, running marathons his insights are like barbs on a fence that grab hold of you. Each section of the book contains small snippets of life and insights that make the reader pause to laugh at the character and themselves. BATTLE OF THE SEXES: There it is...one blanket, one bed, two people. It is almost certain that someone is going to be cold tonight. Oh sure, we act cordial enough, remove our slippers, plump our pillows, shake the sheets, then position the mutual blanket and snuggle in for a good nights sleep; a wonderful ending to the age old battle of the sexes. A temporary truce of sorts, cant live with em, cant live without em. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY: You drive me crazy. There was a time when my wife said those words, and that was a good thing. Now, when she says those words, it is with a different tone and a different meaning. Its more like, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! And after being married and having kids I have come to decide that it is the little things that will eventually drive a person crazy. BAGS, CHAPSTICK, AND SHOPPING: Im sitting here in my cave, talking to my dog, Turbo. Do ya think that well ever understand women? He looked up, smiled and wagged his tail; I think he thought I said, Would ya like a bite of my sandwich? Whenever I talk, he must always think I say that, because he always smiles and wags his tail the same way. MYOWN EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT: Well I can tell you one thing. Dont be going to the hospital if you want to get rest and relaxation. Just about the time I would fall asleep, some nurse would come in and shake me and say, How ya feeling? Are you getting plenty of rest? I need some more blood. This is going to sting just a tiny bit. And proceed to play pin the tail on the donkey again. Frankly, I was tired of the game and didnt want to be the donkey anymore (although many think I am a natural for the part).
Here it is: the first collection of the funniest and most touching stories from Midwestern humorist Gary Anderson. Forty-nine witty and touching stories, dealing with some of life's most common situations, from a very uncommon perspective. Gary's gentle combination of humor and poignancy brings these off-beat essays to life, and you'll find yourself laughing right up to the moment you feel a tear rolling down your cheek.
The sixth in the bestselling series of collections from Gary Larson. THE FAR SIDE voted Best Syndicated Panel of 1985 by the National Cartoonists Society
Aren't You That News Man? is a journey through the fascinating career of television reporter Gary Stromberg. Gary takes us behind the scenes and introduces us to a wacky group of characters who somehow managed to get newscasts on the air every night. He writes about the famous people he has met including Martin Sheen, Red Skelton, Steve Allen, James Ingram, and Paul Lynde. He also focuses in on the inspiring stories of regular folks who have stood up to the unexpected challenges that came their way. Gary explains how legendary baseball manager Casey Stengel offered him a chance to join the New York Mets. He reveals why he is grateful to the Beatles for helping him get into Northwestern. And, for the first time ever, he explains why Channel 8 workers pulled the pants off of a producer, and ran them up the flagpole in front of the station. He pays tribute to his boss Virgil Dominic, who assembled award-winning news departments in Atlanta and Cleveland. He spells out how has TV news has changed through the years. Gary takes a humorous look at the transformation. You will never look at the news the same way again.
Gary Hard looks back over the past 60 years of his life and shares nuggets of wisdom learned over the years. He spent half his life in Charleston S.C. and half in Kansas City, MO. His insight is predicated on a "Southern Mindset" coupled with an "Ah shucks" kind of Midwest values attitude. Many of his observations are pretty much common sense stuff and you probably already know common sense is not that common now a days. Gary's hope is to entertain and enlighten. You will find yourself agreeing many times with his observations. He recommends to remember the stuff you like and let go of the stuff you don't care for. Focus only on positive thoughts and you'll be a whole bunch happier as life goes by. This book is great to read while having a cup of coffee or hot tea. It also reads well with an adult beverage or two. If you like quotes, you'll enjoy this book. If you're looking for real deep thinking, heavy duty analysis kind of stuff you may be disappointed. It's a have fun, enjoy life kind of book.
The attitude of a person measures the altitude of his or her success and happiness. Success, and as a resultant happiness, is not determined by how much you earn or what is your status in society. It is determined by whether or not you achieve your chosen goals in life and how you view them. Each person's goals are different. Therefore it is essential for every individual to crystallize his or her vision in order to develop his/her own paradigm and path to success. And this book presents a practical guide to achieve success and happiness in life. Much of what is written is based on the author's own experiences and the philosophy which he has developed by active interaction with others as well as the study of the writings and experiences of great personalities across the world.
This selection of short fiction by award-winning author Gary A.Braunbeck is a haunting and evocative collection, plumbing the heights and depths of the human spirit. Braunbeck writes of everyday people, with everyday joys and tragedies. He channels his fellow Ohioans Bradbury and Serling, writing passionate and beautiful prose which challenges the reader who would dismiss his work as mere "popular fiction." This selection gathers many of his previously published short works along with new material, and is a wonderful and wondrous introduction to those who have yet to read him. The works span many genres, and will appeal to any reader who appreciates the short story form, and introduce it at its best to those who wonder what all the fuss is about. As well, fans of Braunbeck's Cedar Hill novels will be pleased to find several visits to that little burgh within these pages...
Gary Janetti's book is so rolling-on-the-floor funny, so brilliantly observant, and so full of heart."--Kevin Kwan Fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and Tina Fey... meet your new friend Gary Janetti. Gary Janetti, the writer and producer for some of the most popular television comedies of all time, and creator of one of the most wickedly funny Instagram accounts there is, now turns his skills to the page in a hilarious, and poignant book chronicling the pains and indignities of everyday life. Gary spends his twenties in New York, dreaming of starring on soap operas while in reality working at a hotel where he lusts after an unattainable colleague and battles a bellman who despises it when people actually use a bell to call him. He chronicles the torture of finding a job before the internet when you had to talk on the phoneallthe time, and fantasizes, as we all do, about who to tell off when he finally wins an Oscar. As Gary himself says, "These are essays from my childhood and young adulthood about things that still annoy me." Original, brazen, and laugh out loud funny,Do You Mind if I Cancel? is something not to be missed.
Gary Larson's wild cartoons have taken America by storm - zany, crazy, bizarre and hysterically funny, they're syndicated in over fifty newspapers and his books are instant bestsellers. Try them . . . But not in public.
A collection of compelling and stimulating interviews conducted over the course of 2019 by national commentary talent Gary S Goldman. Gary shares his perspective on world issues of national and international importance and then gets the candid thoughts and feedback from guests like Judge Jeanine Pirro and Anthony Scaramucci. The book highlights interviews from several authors and is a refreshing fast read.
Follow along on a journey through the seasons as we take a peak inside the life of the elusive North American brown bear. This rare look asks more questions than it answers, and even then, the answers it provides aren't very helpful. Illustrated by Gary Bueno, Bear Bones is a collection of bear cartoons for adults who still embrace their juvenile sense of humor.
This is a compilation of cartoons from three best-selling Far Side collections--Wildlife Preserves, Weiner Dog Art, and Unnatural Selections--featuring more than 20 full-color pages.
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