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A Year of Living Sinfully

A Self-Serving Guide to Doing Whatever the Hell You Want

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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A Year of Living Sinfully

A Self-Serving Guide to Doing Whatever the Hell You Want

By: Eric Grzymkowski

Your whole life you've done the right thing. Given to charity. Helped old ladies across the street. Rescued stray kittens. But now you're tired of being good all the time. It's time to walk a darker path. So dropkick your inhibitions and tap into your inner sinner. This is your passport to shoving common civility into the mud and enjoying yourself. Life expectancy these days is 78.4 years. What's wrong with taking 365 days to go on a 24/7 bender? After all, you've got 77.4 other years to be good.

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1440512531

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9781440512537

The Quotable A**hole

More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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The Quotable A**hole

More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike

By: Eric Grzymkowski

Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

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Simon and Schuster

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1440529078

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9781440529078

What Do I Do If...?

How to Get Out of Real-Life Worst-Case Scenarios

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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What Do I Do If...?

How to Get Out of Real-Life Worst-Case Scenarios

By: Eric Grzymkowski

Matters of life and death -- Loss of limb, serious injuries, and not-so-serious injuries -- Expensive mishaps you wish had never happened -- Obnoxious hassles and general pains in the a** -- Embarrassing events that make you want to crawl under a rock.

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256

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Simon and Schuster

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1440587353

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9781440587351

Art 101

From Vincent van Gogh to Andy Warhol, Key People, Ideas, and Moments in the History of Art

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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Art 101

From Vincent van Gogh to Andy Warhol, Key People, Ideas, and Moments in the History of Art

By: Eric Grzymkowski

Explore the beautiful and complex world of art! Too often, textbooks obscure the beauty and wonder of fine art with tedious discourse that even Leonardo da Vinci would oppose. Art 101 cuts out the boring details and lengthy explanations, and instead, gives you a lesson in artistic expression that keeps you engaged as you discover the world's greatest artists and their masterpieces. From color theory and Claude Monet to Jackson Pollock and Cubism, this primer is packed with hundreds of entertaining tidbits and works of art that you won't be able to get anywhere else. So whether you're looking to master classic painting techniques, or just want to learn more about popular styles of art, Art 101 has all the answers--even the ones you didn't know you were looking for.

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395

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Simon and Schuster

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1440571554

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9781440571558

The United States of Strange

1,001 Frightening, Bizarre, Outrageous Facts About the Land of the Free and the Home of the Frog People, the Cockroach Hall of Fame, and Carhenge

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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The United States of Strange

1,001 Frightening, Bizarre, Outrageous Facts About the Land of the Free and the Home of the Frog People, the Cockroach Hall of Fame, and Carhenge

By: Eric Grzymkowski

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Things Weird Sure, you probably know that George Washington was our first president and that Christopher Columbus accidentally discovered America in 1492, but did you know that there are more plastic flamingos in the United States than there are real ones and that Disneyland employees were not permitted to wear their own underwear while dressing in character until 2001? Behind the portrait of America that history classes, news reports, and boring documentaries have painted lies a strange and perplexing country that you couldn't imagine even in your wildest dreams. Featuring 1,001 shocking facts, this book reveals all the secrets and weirdness that you never knew about the United States. From the thirty-two(!) bathrooms in the White House to the fact that a single U.S.–made hamburger may contain meat from 100 different cows, these wacky tidbits will guarantee that you'll never look at this nation the same way again!

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Simon and Schuster

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1440536201

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9781440536205

A Year of Living Sinfully

A Self-Serving Guide to Doing Whatever the Hell You Want

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1440531773

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Attack of the Killer Facts!

1,001 Terrifying Truths about the Little Green Men, Government Mind-Control, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and Goat-Sucking Vampires

By: Eric Gryzymkowski

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Attack of the Killer Facts!

1,001 Terrifying Truths about the Little Green Men, Government Mind-Control, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and Goat-Sucking Vampires

By: Eric Gryzymkowski

Factoid Attack: Inherent sadistic streak in dentists confirmed! The electric chair was invented by a dentist, Dr. Alfred Southwick. Not surprising, dentists have been perfecting torture devices for centuries. Factoid Attack: Galaxy at risk! Intelligent life in short supply! In 1961, Astronomer Frank Drake estimated the number of probable intelligent civilizations inhabiting our galaxy. Using conservative numbers, that estimate came to 10,000. Unfortunately, we are not included in that total. Factoid Attack: Colorblind bulls hate all matadors equally! The color of a matador's cape, or muleta, is traditionally red, which is widely believed to irritate the bull. In reality, bulls are colorblind, so it is irrelevant what color cape a matador uses to antagonize them. Shot in the dark, but maybe it's the being stabbed with swords bit that pisses them off. Forget Fringe, Warehouse 13, and The X-Files. In this book, you'll find more weird and wacko truths than in all those combined. From golden poison dart frogs with enough venom to kill ten grown humans to cockroaches that can survive radiation 15 times stronger than what kills people, scary and strange just got scarier—and stranger!

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1440525390

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Art 101

From Vincent van Gogh to Andy Warhol, Key People, Ideas, and Moments in the History of Art

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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From Vincent van Gogh to Andy Warhol, Key People, Ideas, and Moments in the History of Art

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What Do I Do If...?

How to Get Out of Real-Life Worst-Case Scenarios

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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What Do I Do If...?

How to Get Out of Real-Life Worst-Case Scenarios

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1440587353

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The Quotable A**hole

More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike

By: Eric Grzymkowski

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The Quotable A**hole

More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike

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Attack of the Killer Facts!

1,001 Terrifying Truths about the Little Green Men, Government Mind-Control, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and Goat-Sucking Vampires

By: Eric Gryzymkowski

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Attack of the Killer Facts!

1,001 Terrifying Truths about the Little Green Men, Government Mind-Control, Flesh-Eating Bacteria, and Goat-Sucking Vampires

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A Year of Living Sinfully

A Year of Living Sinfully

The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole

What Do I Do If...?

What Do I Do If...?

Art 101

Art 101

The United States of Strange

The United States of Strange

A Year of Living Sinfully

A Year of Living Sinfully

Attack of the Killer Facts!

Attack of the Killer Facts!

Art 101

Art 101

What Do I Do If...?

What Do I Do If...?

The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole

Attack of the Killer Facts!

Attack of the Killer Facts!

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