Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that was surely a surgical operation." Architect: "Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." Politician: "That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!" Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth!" Mother: "I don't think you should marry Henry. He's a dentist and you're a manicurist." Daughter: "What does that have to do with it?" Mother: "I'm afraid you'll fight tooth and nail.
Gather your little ones close to read this brightly illustrated, rhyming Bible storybook. Watch their eyes light up as they hear and see many of their beloved Bible characters come to life. Give them their first look at Adam and Eve, Noah, and Abraham from the Old Testament and Jesus and His disciples from the new. Beautifully written and illustrated for children ages 5 and under, this collection of short, memorable stories will inspire a lifetime love of the Bible while becoming your child's most asked-for bedtime storybook.
You have the desire to write, but don¿t know where to begin? Where do you get ideas? How do you sell what you write? Do you need an agent? This book answers all these questions, and more.
You want to write, but don¿t know where to begin? Where do you get ideas? How do you sell what you write? This book not only answers these questions, and more, it also includes writing assignments throughout. For students of all ages!
Christine is a normal woman with normal problems until she is thrown into close quarters with Janet Kennedy and Janet's new friend, Dr. Porter. The three have virtually nothing in common until the topic turns to death, and then they find out about having the Mirror Matter people in common. Janet has been seeing them since her daughter died, Christine has been feeling the debilitating effects of living with one, and Dr. Porter sees them but doesn't know what they are. The Mirror Matter people are the exact opposite of their hosts and were created when the host was cured from cancer with the induction of Reflexive Medicine, a medicine made from anti-matter. But that's not the only way that these Mirror Matter beings are becoming more of the rule than the exception...the medicine is introduced to the ozone, creating the perfect climate for the beings to strengthen and very shortly, take over
Gather your little ones close to read this brightly illustrated, rhyming Bible storybook. Watch their eyes light up as they hear and see many of their beloved Bible characters come to life. Give them their first look at Adam and Eve, Noah, and Abraham from the Old Testament and Jesus and His disciples from the new. Beautifully written and illustrated for children ages 5 and under, this collection of short, memorable stories will inspire a lifetime love of the Bible while becoming your child's most asked-for bedtime storybook.
Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Thomas Welles (ca. 1590-1660), son of Robert and Alice Welles, was born in Stourton, Whichford, Warwickshire, England, and died in Wethersfield, Connecticut. He married (1) Alice Tomes (b. before 1593), daughter of John Tomes and Ellen (Gunne) Phelps, 1615 in Long Marston, Gloucestershire. She was born in Long Marston, and died before 1646 in Hartford, Connecticut. They had eight children. He married (2) Elizabeth (Deming) Foote (ca. 1595-1683) ca. 1646. She was the widow of Nathaniel Foote and the sister of John Deming. She had seven children from her previous marriage.
First published in 1988 by the New Hampshire Historical Society, and long since sought after, On the Road North of Boston is back in print. This richly illustrated, entertaining book is an invaluable resource for New Hampshire residents and students of the state's history alike. Nine extensively researched and meticulously prepared chapters depict historic taverns and tavern society of eighteenth- and nineteenth-century New England. Donna-Belle and James Garvin vividly reconstruct the physical landscape: the taverns themselves, the network of roads, travel conditions, traffic and commerce. They immerse the reader in the contemporary tavern atmosphere: encounters with fellow travelers, food, drink, entertainment, and hospitality in its earliest incarnations "on the road north of Boston." On the Road North of Boston contains rare and wonderful black-and-white illustrations of authentic tavern signs and furnishings, broadsides advertising tavern entertainments, early photographs and drawings of tavern buildings, road signs, vehicles, and bridges, portraits of tavern keepers, stage drivers, and itinerant performers. This book offers modern New England residents and travelers rich chronicles and visions of an age long past.
Since 1975, Dr. Kenneth Swaiman’s classic text has been the reference of choice for authoritative guidance in pediatric neurology, and the 6th Edition continues this tradition of excellence with thorough revisions that bring you fully up to date with all that’s new in the field. Five new sections, 62 new chapters, 4 new editors, and a reconfigured format make this a comprehensive and clearly-written resource for the experienced clinician as well as the physician-in-training. Nearly 3,000 line drawings, photographs, tables, and boxes highlight the text, clarify key concepts, and make it easy to find information quickly. New content includes 12 new epilepsy chapters, 5 new cerebrovascular chapters, and 13 new neurooncology chapters, as well as new chapters on neuroimmunology and neuromuscular disorders, as well as chapters focused on clinical care (e.g., Counseling Families, Practice Guidelines, Transitional Care, Personalized Medicine, Special Educational Law, Outcome Measurements, Neurorehabilitation, Impact of Computer Resources, and Training Issues). Additional new chapters cover topics related to the developmental connectome, stem cell transplantation, and cellular and animal models of neurological disease. Greatly expanded sections to increase your knowledge of perinatal acquired and congenital disorders, neurodevelopmental disabilities, pediatric epilepsy, and nonepileptiform paroxysmal disorders and disorders of sleep. Coverage of new, emerging, or controversial topics includes developmental encephalopathies, non-verbal learning disorders, and the pharmacological and future genetic treatment of neurodevelopmental disabilities.
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