DJ Gallo Is the King of All Fake Sports Media." ---flakmagazine From Sportspickle.com---far and away the most popular sports satire site on the Web, with millions of visitors in its five-year history---comes The View from the Upper Deck, an uproarious collection of "news" stories and "fun facts," profiles and polls, tidbits and trivia, for sports fans of every stripe. Yankees Purchase Naming Rights to Fenway Park Six-Foot, 255-Pound Third Grader Wins Science Fair with Steroids Experiment Allen Iverson Keeps It Real for Record 2,548th Straight Day Peyton Manning Ready to Prove His Doubters Wrong at the Pro Bowl Signature features include "Today in Revisionist Sports History," biographies of famous sports personalities, write-ups on sports, business, and well-known stadiums and arenas, and much more. An ideal gift for sports addicts and fair-weather fans, good sports and sore losers, this hilarious compendium will leave all readers dancing in the end zones and clamoring for double overtime. "The funniest sports site on the Web" ---Orlando Sentinel "One of the funniest sites on the Internet." ---Fox Sports Radio
From Sportspickle.com--far and away the most popular sports satire site on the Web, with millions of visitors in its five-year history--comes The View from the Upper Deck, an uproarious collection of "news" stories and "fun facts," profiles and polls, tidbits and trivia, for sports fans of every stripe. Yankees Purchase Naming Rights to Fenway Park Six-Foot, 255-Pound Third Grader Wins Science Fair with Steroids Experiment Allen Iverson Keeps It Real for Record 2,548th Straight Day Peyton Manning Ready to Prove His Doubters Wrong at the Pro Bowl Signature features include "Today in Revisionist Sports History," biographies of famous sports personalities, write-ups on sports, business, and well-known stadiums and arenas, and much more. An ideal gift for sports addicts and fair-weather fans, good sports and sore losers, this hilarious compendium will leave all readers dancing in the end zones and clamoring for double overtime. "DJ Gallo Is the King of All Fake Sports Media."-flakmagazine
Sally Altass Review, 5 Stars: Nothing is simple and straightforward. The story twists and turns and throws curveballs that even the most ardent mystery reader wouldn’t expect. Recently selected for the Library Writers Project noting, "Your novel was a standout!" Her fate rests with the map… Fifteen-year-old Melanie Simpson's life has been ripped apart and is lying in shambles. With her mother near death, she may soon be orphaned. And her relationship with her boyfriend, Frankie, falters, regains footing, and falters again as Mel tries to keep a balance between love and deceit—afraid to know which will win out. Someone then steps into her life, changing it forever. She may need to leave home and lose her close friends, possibly forever. She also learns of a truth she refuses to believe, and runs from it. But from what, and into what? Still, she continues her quest, driven by destiny as defined through a connection with the Sky People and a link to the stars. She resumes her search for the mysterious Orb, a device given to her father by a dying alien. Now that he has died, it is up to her to locate the Orb and finish his work. Then she learns of a professor who has a film of him with the Orb. The film shows a hologram of a sixteenth-century map, the Map of Orbis Terrarum. It displays points of energy around the world her father was studying. Could the map reveal the purpose of her quest? But in her efforts to reach the professor, death and destruction find their hold. The many layers of Melanie Simpson continue to unfold, driving her along a path of destiny.
Her future is chiseled in stone… Melanie Simpson may be fifteen years old, but destiny doesn’t recognize age. And for that reason, she continues her quest to locate the Orb, a device given to her father by a dying alien. She sees a film of him with the Orb at the Carnac Stones in France, and learns of a vision he had there. But what was it about? And did it have something to do with her? Melanie knows the answer lies within the Stones. While she works to get there, more is revealed about her parents, Roger and Gloria— Their involvement in the UFO crash outside of Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The harassment they underwent from the government because of Roger’s discovery. And how by receiving the Orb, Roger must now protect it, no matter the cost. Melanie travels to England with her grandmother on the premise of seeing her ancestral home, hoping to get to the Stones in France. But once there, she learns of another ancestry which draws her to a buried dolmen. There she finds a link to her Sky People and a connection to the three stars of Orion’s Belt. Will Melanie finally discover her destiny at the Stones of Carnac?
A concise summary of vital information on drug targets and current therapy regimes for all of the major viral infections. The book brings together in a single volume aspects of antiviral therapy from diverse areas of research and practice, providing up-to-date coverage of recent developments. Starting from an overview of the history of antiviral chemotherapy, the book goes on to describe the development of drugs against HIV, herpesvirus, respiratory viruses, papillomaviruses and hepatitis virus infections. The drugs currently available are reviewed and possible therapies and drug targets for future prophylactic and therapeutic use are discussed.
Accompanied by a DVD that contains exercises and material that lets students play along in real time, a Los Angeles DJ, turntablist and teacher covers the essentials for getting the party started, from identifying beats and sync tempos to learning how to choose the right music for a great show or mix. Original.
Deborah J. Taranto thought when her mother joined her in New York, shed finally be able to help her maintain her health. What she hadnt considered was how shed maintain her own health: Her mothers deteriorating mind and constant demands made it almost impossible to get anything done. In this memoir, which includes numerous journal entries, she relives the guilt of struggling to take care of an elderly parent with Alzheimers who managed to raise a house full of children without complaints. From the classic behavior symptoms of dementia to her mothers hilarious outbursts, she faces her mothers mortalityas well as her ownhead on, weaving symptoms into vignettes that highlight everyday challenges. Her account reveals the daily struggle of what its like to care for a loved one with Alzheimers and how the experience can affect family members long after a loved one has died. If youre a caregiver or family member struggling to help someone navigate their final years with dignity, youll be inspired by the humorous and poignant tales in Nine Ways to Crazy.
Reader's Favorite book award recipient and Arizona Authors Association 1st place winner. Sally Altass, Reedsy Services Reviewer: 5 STARS! An exciting teenage thriller set in the 1960s. Spies, UFOs, cover-ups, and much more. There's a rising tension throughout the book, and the ending had me gasping for breath. Her destiny lies in the cards… Fifteen-year-old Melanie Simpson uncovers a secret her father held for twenty years—material he smuggled out from a crashed UFO near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and has hidden somewhere. Now he is dead, killed by a Russian agent who was after it. Her father never gave it up, and Melanie has now found it, and along with it, the interest of dangerous men and their organizations who will do anything to get this valuable material from her. She also learns of a device, still hidden away somewhere, that was given to her father by a dying alien at the Roswell site. In a letter left behind for her he tells of a quest, and that if she is reading this letter, he must be dead and it is now up to her to finish it. She knows the device must have something to do with the quest, but where is it? With the help of her boyfriend Frankie, and friends Beanie and Katch, she searches for clues, all while facing the dangers of those after the alien material. Then, during a tarot card reading she learns there is even more to what is happening to her, much more—a link to the stars and a destiny revealed within the cards. Set against the historical backdrop of UFO sightings, events, and government cover-ups of the time, Melanie is driven toward that destiny, and with each step she falls deeper into a world of lies, deceit, doubts about her sanity, real danger, and even possible death.
Functional Ecology of Woodlands is firmly based on the factors which govern the composition of woodland communities, but goes on to explore the dynamics of interactions between various ecosystem components. This is an authoritative text on the functioning of forest ecosystems, which will also assist readers to reach informed decisions about issues such as the greenhouse effect, acid precipitation, the greening of cities and agroforestry.
As people become more and more interested in fitness and looking good, many Americans have developed an obsessive attitude toward dieting and body image.
This new volume incorporates all entries from the previous editions by Arthur Wenk, expanding to cover writings drawn from periodicals, theses, dissertations, books, and Festschriften from 1940 to 2000. Over 9,000 references to analyses of works by over 1,000 composers of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries are included.
Ongoing pharmaceutical research has provided an almost endless variety of prescription pain relievers available today for those who suffer from severe or chronic pain.
A Short History of France comprises brief accounts of significant events in the history of France. Some of the topics discussed in this book include the origins of France; Capetians to St. Louis; Joan of Arc and the restoration of France at the end of the Middle Ages; France from Charles VIII to the rise of Catherine de' Medici; end of the Valois line and the reign of Henry IV; and Mazarin and the years of the Fronde. Louis XIV and the establishment of absolutism; Waterloo to the revolution of 1848; The Second Empire and its collapse; and events in the last 50 years in France are also described in this text. This publication is valuable to French language and literature students who wish to gain general knowledge on French history.
Life, Death, and Entertainment in the Roman Empire gives those who have a general interest in Roman antiquity a starting point informed by the latest developments in scholarship for understanding the extraordinary range of Roman society. Family structure, gender identity, food supply, religion, and entertainment are all crucial to an understanding of the Roman world. As views of Roman history have broadened in recent decades to encompass a wider range of topics, the need has grown for a single volume that can offer a starting point for all these diverse subjects, for readers of all backgrounds."--Page 4 of cover.
Thousands of consumer products around the world contain ingredients obtained from wild plants. Wild harvest accounts for some or all the harvest of the great majority of plant species in trade (between 60-90 percent). Wild-harvested plants often come from the most biodiverse ecosystems on earth and many have been used traditionally or by local communities for generations. While these products have global markets and provide critical sources of income, they can also have deep ties to particular cultures and places. Demand for wild plant ingredients is growing rapidly, having grown by over 75 percent in value over the past two decades. Thousands of harvested species are at risk mainly from a combination of overharvest and habitat loss: of the 21 percent of medicinal and aromatic plant species whose threat status has been assessed, 9 percent are considered threatened with extinction. Despite their ubiquity, importance, and the threats facing them, wild plant ingredients are often obscured from consumers and escape companies’ due diligence due to a lack of awareness and traceability. Best practice standards exist but have yet to capture a significant portion of the market. This report aims to address these challenges by making information on a selection of ‘flagship’ wild plant ingredients, the Wild Dozen, readily available and easy to understand. By offering this information without obligation to a specific prescription for follow-up action (e.g. through certification or policy change), it is hoped that a wide range of users will access the report as a first step towards responsible sourcing. Along with a broader update on the state of wild plants trade, the report provides a ‘profile’ on each of the Wild Dozen species, summarising key facts on production and trade. Each profile contains a traffic-light risk rating on biological and social factors, along with an overview of opportunities for responsible sourcing. The information is aimed at industry, consumers, policy-makers, investors, and practitioners, concluding with a summary of what these various stakeholders can do to contribute to a sectoral shift towards responsible sourcing of wild plant ingredients.
This book examines the role of hook-up apps in the lives of gay, bi, trans, and queer immigrants and refugees, and how the online culture of these platforms promotes belonging or exclusion. Within the context of the so-called European refugee crisis, this research focuses on the experiences of immigrants from especially Muslim-majority countries to the greater Copenhagen area, a region known for both its progressive ideologies and its anti-immigrant practices. Grindr and similar platforms connect newcomers with not only dates and sex, but also friends, roommates and other logistical contacts. But these socio-sexual platforms also become spaces of racialization and othering. Weaving together analyses of real Grindr profile texts, immigrant narratives, political rhetoric, and popular media, Immigrants on Grindr provides an in-depth look at the complex interplay between online and offline cultures, and between technology and society.
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