Just say no! Grumpy Cat shares her least favorite things (like smiles and rainbows) and teaches us the power of negative thinking. New York Times–bestselling feline Grumpy Cat is back with a mission: Teach the world to “NO” everything. She’s collected all her least favorite things and can’t wait to tell everyone what to think about them. Grumpy Cat: No-It-All is packed with feel-good topics just begging for a cranky makeover: kittens, rainbows, smiles, birthday parties, cuddles, and more. Anyone who takes delight in sometimes seeing the glass half empty will love the hilarious new photos and commentary from the official mascot of misery. Where others say “aww!,” Grumpy Cat teaches us to say “ugh.” Nothing sweet is safe from this famous frown.
Fun, fanciful, and even informative." —People The first comprehensive history of felines—from the laps of pagan gods to present-day status as meme stars—as revealed by a very learned tabby with a knack for hunting down facts Since the dawn of civilization, felines have prowled alongside mankind as they expanded their territory and spread the myth of human greatness. And today, cats are peddled on social media as silly creatures here to amuse humans with their antics. But this is an absurd, self-centered fantasy. The true history of felines is one of heroism, love, tragedy, sacrifice, and gravitas. Not entirely convinced? Well, get ready, because Baba the Cat is here to set the record straight. Spanning almost every continent and thousands—yes, thousands—of years, Baba’s complex story of feline survival presents readers with a diverse cast of cats long forgotten: from her prehistoric feline ancestors and the ancient Egyptian cat goddess Bastet to the daring mariners at the height of oceanic discovery, key intellectuals in the Enlightenment period, revered heroes from World Wars I and II, and the infamous American tabbies. Baba, a talented model in addition to a scholar, goes beyond surface-level scratches, pairing her freshly unearthed research with a series of stunning costume portraits to bring history to life. A paws-on journey through the feline hall of fame, with in-depth research and four-legged testaments that will make you rethink who defines history, A Cat’s Tale is a one-of-a-kind chronicle that introduces readers to the illustrious ancestors of their closest companions and shows, once and for all, that cats know exactly what they’re doing.
In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.
Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.
It seems that much of America has forgotten how to get along. Like angry cats, we're baring our claws and hissing at each other. Perhaps we need to take a small step back and find that the solution we're seeking is right under our whiskers... in the center of our families... with ourselves, our cat, and his purr.
Do you need a human in the first place? If you do, do not adopt a human on impulse. You may not get the right one for your lifestyle.' George the Cat is the feline world's favourite agony aunt. Now he brings us his irresistible, hilarious A-Z guide for fellow felines to help them navigate the human world, understand their sometimes weird and idiotic behaviour, and help turn human failings to feline advantages. Includes advice on how to move a sleeping human to the very edge of their bed, enjoy the use of their empty boxes before they're thrown out, and to get doors opened for you whether or not you have a private catflap. George also has a word of advice for humans: 'Don't let your cat get his paws on this book!' For fans of Secret Thoughts Cats Have About Humans and 100 Ways for A Cat to Train Its Human by Celia Haddon.
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There are two things that Grumpy Cat doesn't like: change and the way things are. These eight colorful tattoos will show your solidarity with the Internet superstar and implacable foe of optimism. Easy to apply and remove, they'll tell everyone to take no for an answer.
In Casting Down the Host of Heaven Cat Quine analyses the ambiguous nature of the Host and explores the role of ritual in the polemic against their worship.
Sorrelful The Cat is the pseudonym for SGM (RET) Gwinn T. Jones. This is the first in a series of books about the escapades of his family and their pets. The main characters are Sorrelful the Cat and Caitlin, his grand daughter. The book began on Christmas Eve as a gift to Caitlin and has been the subject of much family discussion. The stories are intended to entertain and have no hidden meanings other than what is read. The conclusion is left to the reader and Sorrelful hopes you take it for what it is, a book of fiction. Gwinn lives in a small northeastern Alabama town with his beautiful wife Deborah and their three cats, Percival, Mr. Jingles, and Stinker the Wonder Cat. He retired from the U.S. Army in 1992 and currently works for the largest automotive aftermarket retailer in the country. He enjoys the outdoors and reading anything with a cover. His passion is his family, and is ever vigilant for their antics and stories, because you just can't make that stuff up. This is his first published work and looks forward too many more books in the future. Sorrelful will be around for a long , long time, and will faithfully document each and every event. Love Sorrelful
Leena gripped the edge of her cloak. A ragged breath escaped her lips in a translucent stream of fog. Home. I must get home... When a terrible illness forces Leena Idee from her beloved mountain home, the young woman is left convinced that she will never be happy in any other town. Not even in her dreams could she have imagined what she was to find in the city of Granduir and the home of Mr. Raven. Dozens of new and unexpected acquaintances await her, including one who wishes to remain anonymous. When someone begins slipping unsigned letters beneath her door, Leena is at a loss to determine which of her new friends could be responsible. She soon learns that there is much more to Mr. Raven's manor than meets the eye. Perhaps even the hope of a new life, or a new love.
This is the true story of Rinkie, the traveling cat, who lives in Or A Gun, but visits the faraway lands of Germa Knee, Bug Area, Swee Den, and Catuania. with his Mom. Along the way, Rinkie shares opinions about foreign customs, new friends and relays many adventures.
Updating recommendations last made by the National Research Council in the mid-1980s, this report provides nutrient recommendations based on physical activity and stage in life, major factors that influence nutrient needs. It looks at how nutrients are metabolized in the bodies of dogs and cats, indications of nutrient deficiency, and diseases related to poor nutrition. The report provides a valuable resource for industry professionals formulating diets, scientists setting research agendas, government officials developing regulations for pet food labeling, and as a university textbook for dog and cat nutrition. It can also guide pet owners feeding decisions for their pets with information on specific nutrient needs, characteristics of different types of pet foods, and factors to consider when feeding cats and dogs.
I knew if anyone could help me get to where I wanted to be, it was Mr Kit-e-Licious, the cat of my dreams.' Even as a kitten, Nancy knew she was different. Unlike her peers who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day, Nancy was born with a thirst for adventure. She tastes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars, and soon Nancy starts a blog, becomes a Facebook sensation, and dips her paws in the world of show business. She dreams of meeting Mr. Kit-e-Licious, the country's number-one cat star - they could be the Brad and Angelina of the cat world. When she is signed by a celebrity agent it seems like her dream is about to come true. But will Nancy find the glamour-puss life is all that she thought it would be?
Squeekie is back in his second book, looking for adventure - he's ready to face magical worlds, zombies, break-ins, doppelgangers, bacon, and more! These eighteen stories were written by some of Squeekie's best friends as part of a contest held by Cupboard Maker Books.
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