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Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

Is There a Doctor in the House? Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . . •How do people in wheelchairs have sex? •Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast? •Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever? •Why does asparagus make my pee smell? •Why do old people grow hair on their ears? •Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true? . . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you. Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

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Let's Play Doctor

The Instant Guide to Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D.

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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Let's Play Doctor

The Instant Guide to Walking, Talking, and Probing Like a Real M.D.

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

CONGRATULATIONS! Your purchase of this book means that the admissions committee has thoroughly reviewed your application and we are pleased to welcome you to the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine.* *A not quite fully accredited institution Let’s Play Doctor is your instant guide to becoming a Real Fake Doctor. At the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine, we offer an informative, immersive, and incredibly entertaining course of study that will give you the special skills needed to get your M.D. on! By following the lessons in Let’s Play Doctor, you’ll learn: • Special mental exercises to give yourself that buff, bulging Doctor brain • How to impress your peers with big, polysyllabic, esoteric medical lingo (can you say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis?) • Easy ways to diagnose your girlfriend’s goiter or your father’s fistula • Do-it-yourself surgeries from hemorrhoidectomy to breast enlargement • And, most important, how to craft a completely believable, official-sounding get-out-of-work-for-medical-reasons note Tuition? Just $14.95. Enroll today! It’s time to play doctor!

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Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?

More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?

More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

The Doctor Is In . . . Again! Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? No, you say? Well, good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are in! Again! Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., now take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like Why doesn’t my husband ever listen? or Why does my wife ALWAYS have to pee? And of course, Why do men fall asleep after sex?, plus plenty of others to keep you fully informed. Full of smart and funny answers to an onslaught of new questions, all in a do-ask-we’ll-tell spirit that entertain and teaches you something at the same time, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? offers the real lowdown on everything everyone wants to know about all things anatomical, medical, sexual, nutritional, animal, and mineral, but would only ask a physician after a few too many, like: • Why do you have a “bionic” sense of smell when you’re pregnant? • Does peeing in the shower cure athlete’s foot? • Is a dog’s mouth clean? • Can you breastfeed with fake boobs? • Does thumb sucking cause buckteeth? • Do your eyebrows grow back if shaved? Bigger, funnier, and better than ever, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? proves that in the battle of the sexes, as in most things, a little Q&A is a safe, effective, minimally invasive remedy. Also available as an eBook

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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?

More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour

By: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour

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