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The Adventures of Six Gun Barney Bear

Book Two

By: Barney Bear Barnes

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The Adventures of Six Gun Barney Bear

Book Two

By: Barney Bear Barnes

Book Two--The Adventures continue for Six Gun Barney Bear. After establishing a school for orphaned bears in Richmond, she leaves. She plans to travel to Atlanta to establish another school, but has a continuing problem with Snuggie and his friends. Chief Furry Paws must rescue her, 4-Paws, and Patience. Chief Furry Paws takes them to Google Mountain, a place where she and her companions return many times in the future. Here Six Gun Barney Bear learns about the red fur clan, the Googlegate, and blue google dust. The three must share their knowledge, wisdom, and kindness that they received while at Google Mountain. Just when she thinks, she is ready to leave Google Mountain to continue her journey to Atlanta she encounters another detour and lands at Magic Mountain. At Magic Mountain, she will learn new things and receive special gifts to protect her, Patience , and 4-Paws as they travel around the country. After the Magic Mountain ceremony, where she meets the Great White Bear, another detour has Six Gun Barney Bear, Patience, and 4-Paws landing in New Orleans. Will Six Gun Barney Bear ever make it to Atlanta???

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1456471694

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The Night of God's Suicide

By: Barney Vincelette

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The Night of God's Suicide

By: Barney Vincelette

This is savage satire on religious fundamentalism and pop culture. Mephistopheles took over the religions of the world and after thousands of years of holy wars, genocides, inquisitions and holocausts, will unite his religions and establish his kingdom on Earth. Trailer Park Buford, college football hero, is arrested for raping and murdering a six-year-old girl, but because he is so passionately admired by sports fans, corporate America spends billions on his defense. The oratory in the trial is so brilliant that bin Laden, who sees it on television, concludes that Buford is the Seventh Mullah, makes peace with the television evangelism industry, and Buford becomes Buford Christ. Mephistopheles' new religion turns the world into a low class trailer park that is so ugly that it causes God to begin His suicide. But little Laurie, the only child to survive an encounter with Buford, stands alone and fights back against Mephistopheles as the stars go out. The universe hangs in the balance.

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1450759424

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9781450759427

Shredded

Death by Publishing

By: Barney Leason

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Death by Publishing

By: Barney Leason

Shredded, or Death by Publishing, a spirited and disrespectful take on the third oldest profession. And why not? Foul play galore, deadly payoff, petty revenge, personality conflict, scandal, intrigue and much more, lit'ry agents Phil Ford and Gwen Mather live to tell about it. "Nothing is at it seems to be, Philippe," said Ulli Siegfried. "The lesson of life is living it. I tell you, it was Pomeroy Willow who killed Ben Grace. But you must not quote me." Other books by Barney Leason: Rodeo Drive. Scandals. Passions. Grand Illusions. Fortunes. North Rodeo Drive. Rich and Reckless. Richer Than Sin. Grand Cru. Available at iUniverse.

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0595305482

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9780595305483

The Autistic Comedy

By: Barney Vincelette

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The Autistic Comedy

By: Barney Vincelette

Don has just been offered the position of vice president of marketing at McDonald's, but his life is about to change. He is visited by the ghost of Virgil, who takes him on a tour of of Hell and Purgatory, where what he sees will impel him to turn his back on corporate America forever. Inspired by football and television evangelism, McDonald's hires the ruthless Monte Feltro to destroy Palace Reno, an institution that stands in the way of fast food and pop culture monopolizing the American way of life. Don vows to save Palace Reno. He goes to Beatrice, its founder. A vicissitude takes them to a home for autistic children, where they discover the damning truth about the things that often happen to these children behind closed doors. Feltro finds them. He and Prosecutor Rupert G. Airy put Don, Beatrice, and the children on trial, claiming that Palace Reno is an international child pornography ring.

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1450758886

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The Adventures of Six Gun Barney Bear

The Adventures of Six Gun Barney Bear

The Night of God's Suicide

The Night of God's Suicide

Shredded

Shredded

The Autistic Comedy

The Autistic Comedy

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