Because of one brave and lonely man the universe came out of a dark age of pointless orgies and into an age of enlightened orgies, the universe itself was created, dinosaurs became extinct on Earth, Jupiter got a fixed spot, the governments of Earth united in peace and the universe discovered the best beer anywhere! It's all here, including a torrid threesome between a ne'er-do-well, a struggling waitress, and a little 4 inch tall leggy, buxom astronaut from another galaxy. From our creator Knurdleigh's outside-the-box thinking came the two most weird yet true stories of our time: How the Universe was created and how the greatest beer in the universe was discovered. This is without taking into account, the spot on Jupiter, the extinction of the dinosaurs, the enlightenment of the universe except for Earth, and the sprouting of the one and true religion, practiced throughout the cosmos by the greatest of all wise peoples, the Drunk Monks. Bottoms up!
This book is written using 100% recycled words. No poets were killed suring the making of this book, but that's not for lack of trying. This book also meets each and/or every international ozone help standard, since they haven't gotten their thumbs out of their buts and created any. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Do not combine with other medications. Rib tickling insanity that makes way too much sense. When men reach a certain age they are supposed to drink too much, cheat on their wives and view celebrity porn. Unfortunately, that got old quick and I found myself writing random sarcasm and irreverence. I figured I'd make it into a book and piss off my ex, who wanted me to write stories back when all I wanted to do were violent stories where some poor man's wife gets killed in creative ways.
The idea for Saucy 'Sonnets Of Every Kind!' came about as a challenge I presented Allan R. Emery, to write a Sonnet of every Sonnet form. In this book is a collection of 36 different forms of sonnets written by Allan R. Emery all crafted in perfect rhyme and meter, that is, if the form had called for rhyme and or meter. The Sonnet forms included in this volume of Saucy Sonnets Of Every Kind include: Tennyson Sonnet, Rime Royal Sonnet, Cornish Sonnet, Arabian Sonnet, Luc Bat Sonnet (Vietnamese), Dutch Sonnet, Shelley Sonnet, Envelope Sonnet, Spanish Sonnet, 14er Sonnet, English Sonnet, Ghazal Sonnet, Swannet Sonnet, German Sonnet, Malaysian Sonnet, John Tee Sonnet, Pushkin Sonnet, Rosarian Sonnet, Rubaiyat Sonnet, Echo Sonnet, Couplet Sonnet, Sonnetina, French Sonnet, Free Form Sonnet, Sestina Sonnet, Rondel Prime Sonnet, Saraband Sonnet, Blues Sonnet, Dual Sonnet, Terza Rima Sonnet, Triolet Sonnet, Alfred Dorn Sonnet, Pantoum Sonnet, Villanelle Sonnet, Kyrielle Sonnet and Crown of Sonnets
This book is written using 100%% recycled words. No poets were killed suring the making of this book, but that's not for lack of trying. This book also meets each and/or every international ozone help standard, since they haven't gotten their thumbs out of their buts and created any. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Do not combine with other medications. Rib tickling insanity that makes way too much sense. When men reach a certain age they are supposed to drink too much, cheat on their wives and view celebrity porn. Unfortunately, that got old quick and I found myself writing random sarcasm and irreverence. I figured I'd make it into a book and piss off my ex, who wanted me to write stories back when all I wanted to do were violent stories where some poor man's wife gets killed in creative ways.
The Artistry of LIFE: Knocking on the WHITE DOOR is a modern day Through the Looking Glass and more. Not only does it rearrange the world we know, it bravely takes us to places of truth that have been ignored for centuries. A typical American girl meets an eccentric mystic philosopher on a poetry site and suddenly finds her life turned completely around. What was a bothersome, stressful, sickly life, transforms into a miraculous, fulfilling, healthy life right before your eyes. Be a fly-on-the-wall as she learns how to stop her brain from tricking her into wrong thinking. See the knowledge of the ancients compared to the knowledge of today. You will be amazed, entertained and hopefully, healed. A young nurse suffering from depression and subsequent physical symptoms is healed Learning 'The Spirits' truths balancing her karma saving her from a life of antidepressant medications and alcohol abuse. Think of all the money you one could save if you could learn balance and forgo the vices!
One day I took my daughter who was about seven,for a walk on the trails at the Back Bay in Portland, Maine. She was committed to walking the entire way around the bay, which is about six miles. Then about four miles into the walk she wanted to stop. There was really no way to do so. Instead her cleaver daddy wrote an instant poetry abomination that was so disgusting to sing, one could not do so without laughing. So, we changed the final two miles of the walk from a whining pity party to a laugh-a-minute musical march neither of us will ever forget. Welcome to "Birdie Poop!
One day I took my daughter who was about seven, for a walk on the trails at the Back Bay in Portland, Maine. She was committed to walking the entire way around the bay, which is about six miles. Then about four miles into the walk she wanted to stop. There was really no way to do so. Instead her cleaver daddy wrote an instant poetry abomination that was so disgusting to sing, one could not do so without laughing. So, we changed the final two miles of the walk from a whining pity party to a laugh-a-minute musical march neither of us will ever forget. Welcome to "Birdie Poop!
As Allan Cole knows firsthand, both personally and pastorally, Christians are not immune from anxiety, and many believers go to their church leaders for support and solace. This helpful book draws on narrative approaches to theology and counseling to suggest how pastoral caregivers may effectively minister to anxious persons." "Be Not Anxious provides pastors and other caregivers with a basic understanding of anxiety, including how to identify those suffering from it and how to get at what is making them anxious. Cole focuses both on cognitive-based methods and on common faith practices - church membership, frequent worship, prayer, Bible reading, service, and confession - showing how these may provide relief from anxiety. By addressing the roles of both psychiatry and ministry as co-liberators from anxiety, he leads the pastor and the faith community in helping disquieted souls to find rest."--BOOK JACKET.
A key text examining family violence and its effects on children, The Impact of Family Violence on Children and Adolescents presents various definitions of family violence, along with various theories for the origin of the problem. Authors Javad H. Kashani and Wesley D. Allan discuss different types of intrafamilial violence and the effects of each on youngsters. The book then takes up the phenomenon from a cross-cultural perspective, exploring family violence in non-Western contexts. Finally, the authors offer intervention and prevention strategies (clinical and legal) and suggest future directions for research. Examining this crucial topic from a variety of perspectives, The Impact of Family Violence on Children and Adolescents will be essential reading for those in the fields of clinical/counseling psychology, developmental psychology, nursing, behavioral psychology, social work, health services and family studies.
Political corruption, abortion, and dead body discovered inside a trunk at Hudson depot. The summer of 1871 in New York City is hot and humid. The city is gripped by two seemingly separate events. The first is the discovery of a beautiful young woman’s body stuffed inside a trunk at the Hudson railway depot. The second involves Victor Fowler, grand sachem of Tammany Hall, and the “Boss” of what is popularly referred to as “The Ring.” This is a small clique that includes Governor “Dandy” Archibald Krupp, Fowler’s man at the state assembly in Albany; Mayor Thomas “The Prince” Emery, an opportunist of the worst variety; “Slimy” Bob James, the cunning and sly city comptroller; and Isaac “The Wizard” Harrison, the City Chamberlain, who is possibly the most treacherous of the “Ring Rascals.” In Evil of the Age, New York journalist Charles St. Clair, tracking down the story of Lucy Maloney, the “kept woman” found murdered and stuffed in a trunk at the Hudson railway depot, moves from the mansions of Fifth Avenue to the brothels of SoHo to the seedy and dangerous saloons on Water Street. St. Clair soon uncovers Lucy’s connection to a ring of abortionists and to Madame Philippe, a wealthy woman who known as Madam Killer. St. Clair confronts Madame Philippe at the Tombs prison, where she awaits the hangman’s noose for Lucy’s murder. St. Clair believes her to be innocent and sets out to prove it, discovering deceit at the highest levels of political power and the shocking secret of the “Ring Rascals.” Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade, Yucca, and Good Books imprints, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in fiction—novels, novellas, political and medical thrillers, comedy, satire, historical fiction, romance, erotic and love stories, mystery, classic literature, folklore and mythology, literary classics including Shakespeare, Dumas, Wilde, Cather, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
When Peleg Wadsworth built his family home on Congress Street in 1786, he could see the Fore River from his front door. The city grew up around the structure as the Wadsworth-Longfellow family flourished and made history within its walls and the fabric of young America's culture and government. Peleg's daughter, Zilpah Wadsworth, married Stephen Longfellow IV on the first floor, and they raised their eight children in the home with love and high standards. Their second-eldest son, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote his first childhood poem there before going on to pen great classics including "Paul Revere's Ride" and Evangeline. Young Henry watched his father help craft the Maine Constitution and experienced revolutionary ideals of his home city. Step inside the historic Longfellow House and explore the city that shaped a beloved American poet.
Draws together the main influences that have resulted in the impressive emergence of business schools in the UK. This book intends to fill this gap by identifying the main institutions and individuals involved.
The Professional Paralegal presents a comprehensive and pragmatic overview of today s legal system and the diverse role of the contemporary paralegal. The innovative use of profiles and experiences of professional paralegals woven throughout the text provide personal and motivating insight while introducing practical tools, substantive issues, and the all-important consideration of ethics. This textbook presents information in a manner easily accessed by students and offers many opportunities for discussion, research, and review. Key Features: Offers a down-to-earth approach to the law, the legal profession, and the paralegal s important role in the delivery of legal services. Blends both legal theory and practice together and updates important changes in the law and new approaches to legal practice in a variety of settings. Offers solid guidance on seeking legal employment and working well within the law office. For future paralegals working in private practice, government offices, or even as freelance professionals, this new edition also offers a fresh perspective on issues such as the unauthorized practice of law (UPL) and other issues unique to the professional paralegal.
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