This little gem covers all the profound dinner party conversations at the child's table. Yes . . . while the adults bore themselves silly with their talk of politics and religion, the children crack themselves up telling gross stories, making fart noises, and showing each other the food that they're chewing. Add some hilarity to your life, even if you are an adult. Read this book and see if you don't smile. Read the Warning & Disclaimer first. Go on. We dare you! It's fun, it's funny, and it might even give the adults something to talk about at their dinner parties that will bring children into their conversations.
Power of the Pen By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Power of the Pen is based on the author’s study of religion and Christianity for over fourteen years. He believes a real Christian life is a strong foundation to build a life on and it will help people learn how to change and grow. He hopes that this book will help the reader to sow the seeds for a growing and thriving Christian lifestyle.
The author of 'Better Out Than In' and 'Better Out Than In Number Twos' is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam's wacky view of topics including 'Top 5 Dance Moves', 'Top 5 Super Powers' and 'Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them'. There's even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!). It's random, it's weird and it's definitely hilarious! As Adam says, Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn't mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn't mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, 'I hear that your husband died. I'm sorry. LOL.' It didn't go down too well.
Pricing power is a simple concept, yet so many successful people overlook it, leaving money on the table. It’s not about charging more; it’s about discovering the only type of value your customers will pay more for. Not all value is equal. Want to 2X your earnings? If you operate with a 15-percent profit margin, you could grow your business by 100 percent, managing twice the resources and doubling your complexity. Or you could simply increase your pricing power by 15 percent. While few know how, the companies, leaders, and productive individuals embracing the lessons of Re-Valuing do it every day. Join the Re-Value Revolution and Ignite Your Team to: Discover what your customers are willing to pay more for. Identify where your business is leaking value and intervene. Cut through competing priorities by asking the right questions. Ensure your strategies will stand the test of time. REVALUE shares a wealth of game-changing insights within an easy-to-apply framework, distilling a 20+ year pursuit into an entertaining read that you can easily digest on your next domestic plane ride.
Six Tales of horrific horror for children, so scary they will blow your eyeballs out! Compiled by New York Times Bestselling author Adam Wallace, the stories range from the scary to the creepy to the downright bizarre! There are also five stories written and sent in by children ... now THOSE are scary stories!
Ages 4 to 8 years. Written in the inimitable style of Adam Wallace, "The Share-a-Not" is a brilliant little story for children that, through humour, teaches them about the downfalls of greed. To share or not to share? It's a no-brainer for the Share-a-Not. He wants it all and he wants it now! Everyone in town has just one pet rock, but the Share-a-Not wants more than that. Much more. So he goes on a stealing spree, the likes of which have never been seen before. He steals from little babies, old ladies; he wants every rock there is in his town. Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he's got it all wrong. But will the plan work?
Power of the Pen: Volume 2 of 3 By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Christ being taken down, beaten, and hung on the hill of Mount Calvary is still the best story told ever in the world. It's backed up with 16 years of research in many Christian books. But, with so many resources to draw from, sometimes it's hard to get all the facts and keep all the information straight. In an effort to bring the Lord's words to people who may not be so well-versed in the Bible, Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. took the years of research and translated it into language that's easily understood by the masses. He hopes it starts a foundation of the Lord through Christ and enlightens those who are willing to receive what the Lord wants for their lives.
Jamie Brown and his family have no money. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nix. Nachos. Then, when a letter from the mysterious Barnaby Von Barnabus arrives, everything changes. The question is ... can the Browns handle their newfound fortune? Only time, and maybe the words in this book, will tell. When Jamie Brown and his family move from the poor streets of the Hovel to snobby Snootyville, classes clash with hilarious results.
The #1 New York Times and USA Today bestseller perfect for St. Patrick's Day and beyond! You've been planning night and day, and finally you've created the perfect trap with shamrocks, pots of gold, and rainbows galore! Now all you need to do is wait. Is this the year you'll finally catch the leprechaun? Start a St. Patrick's Day tradition with this fun and lively children's picture book and get inspired to build leprechaun traps of your own at home or in the classroom! Laugh along in this zany story for kids that blends STEAM concepts with hilarious rhymes and vibrant illustrations! How to catch a leprechaun? It's tougher than you think! He'll turn your whole house upside down. He's quicker than a wink! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster How to Catch a Turkey and more!
Ages 2 to 11 years. Mac O'Beasty was a huge Scottish monster who dreamed of travelling the land, playing his bagpipes. Every time he played, all the other monsters danced and danced and danced. How they loved to hear him! Mac sadly wished he could dance to music but he was too big and fat. He had never run, or climbed a tree even. Mac loved eating sugary food and fatty junk food and it was making him so fat he could hardly move. One day, a little monster called Julie, who was a personal trainer told Mac that she needed to help him to lose some fat or he would die young from eating all the sugary and fatty junk food, she told him his heart would just stop if he kept on eating all the junk! Julie helped Mac to walk, run, exercise, and in six months Mac lost heaps of weight and he just loved the change to his life. He also could dance now. His feet just began to move one day when he was playing his bagpipes ... and he danced, and danced, and it felt so good. Mac learned how much more fun he could have by being healthy, so he joined Julie, the personal trainer, and they helped other monsters to be healthy and happy.
Jackson Payne is clumsy. Like, really clumsy! The thing is, being clumsy helps him save people and stop trouble, but he is totally sick of doing everything by accident. But how do you stop being a fluke?
Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson's dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster ... and he's right!
The Negatees is a sad and pessimistic creature who lives in the land of the smelly trees. He continuously enjoys the misery of knowing that nothing good will ever happen to him. Can the purple creature, who is always happy, change the way The Negatees looks at life?
In this sequel to the award-winning book, The Day My Kids Stayed Home. Follow two dogs, Maui and Luna, as they go on an adventure with their human family to adopt a new puppy named Kona. But in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, they must learn how to stay safe and help stop the spread of the virus. The book teaches kids about different modes of viral transmission, what it means to be asymptomatic and the importance of healthy practices like wearing a mask and social distancing. COVID-19 is scarier in the absence of information about the virus. This book is meant as a tool to help start a discussion about the pandemic and empower kids to take their health into their own hands.
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How To Catch series comes an all-new tooth fairy book, the perfect back to school gift! From losing your first tooth to waiting for the arrival of the mysterious tooth fairy, How to Catch the Tooth Fairy celebrates this special event in your child's life with a lively story of the tooth fairy's escape from some very determined kids! Get ready to laugh along with this zany story as the tooth fairy dodges traps, drool, dental floss webs, and more in this fun bedtime book for children ages 4-10 that combines silly rhymes and bright illustrations with STEAM concepts! Can you catch her? How to catch the Tooth Fairy? It's not an easy task. You can try to catch her, but she is just too fast! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Monster and more!
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling team comes a new, epic winter adventure in the How to Catch series! When our brilliant How to Catch Kids hear about the legendary Yeti, they head to the mountains to catch a glimpse and prove it really exists! Full of hilarious high jinks, bright illustrations, and clever STEM traps, this funny picture book for kids is a fun-filled ride you won't want to miss! Will our Catch Club Kids prove the Yeti exists, or will he remain a mystery to the world? We've all heard unexplained tales of the Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and more... do YOU have what it takes to catch one? Find out in this action-packed story for children, the perfect read aloud all winter, as a Christmas gift for kids, for classroom activities, and beyond! Legend has it there lives a beast we really want to meet. He's extra huge with snow-white fur and giant, fuzzy feet! I know the Yeti does exist, and I can prove it too! And with my friends, we'll find him fast before the day is through! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Snowman How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!
Your family will roar with laughter at this funny read-aloud from Adam Wallace, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch series. What if dinosaurs showed up at your birthday party? From prehistoric presents to games crashing out of control and your snacks going extinct, it's a dino disaster! Dinosaurs are big, and strong, and scary, and farty, So do you really want them coming to your birthday party? Watch out! Birthdays will never be the same with this silly picture book adventure featuring lively rhymes and hilarious illustrations! A Very Dinosaur Birthday is perfect for boys and girls 4 to 10 years old and dino lovers of all ages fans of Dragons Love Tacos and How to Catch a Dinosaur fun family story times and getting the giggles out before bed a gift for birthdays and other celebrations
A USA Today Bestseller! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new monster story, the perfect back to school picture book for kids! Get ready to laugh along in this fun children's monster book as a brave young ninja heads into the closet to meet the monster that's been so scary night after night! But what if our monster isn't scary at all? Maybe our hero is about to make a friend of the strangest sort... Whether you're looking for first day of school books about fears, spooky basket stuffers, festive gifts for children, a great bedtime story, or inspiration to build your very own STEAM traps and activities, parents, educators, and children alike will love sharing this silly read aloud! This inventive picture book about conquering fears and overcoming anxiety reminds us that things aren't always as scary as they seem! There's a monster in my closet with claws, and teeth, and hair, and tonight, I'm going to scare him! He lives just right through there... Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Witch How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Turkey How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Dinosaur and more!
Join in on a zany Christmas adventure with this festive and funny new picture book featuring iconic holiday characters like you've never seen before—as superheroes! Breaking news from the North Pole! Santa Claus can't deliver presents on Christmas Eve, and he needs backup. But not just anybody can help him—he needs the Holiday Heroes! This Christmas, it's up to the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a Witch and a Leprechaun to fill in for Santa and save Christmas. Can the Holiday Heroes deliver presents without being spotted and keep Christmas on track for every little girl and boy? The Holiday Heroes Save Christmas is a new approach to giftable Christmas books that will have readers laughing all season long! The perfect holiday picture book for kids 4–7 who love superheroes AND Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and more holidays year-round! This Christmas story for children is an easy gift or stocking stuffer and an exciting way to create family time this holiday season, and even start a new screen-free Christmas tradition!
A New York Times Bestseller! From the bestselling How to Catch series comes a festive turkey tale and Thanksgiving book for kids! A turkey is running loose in a school right before a Thanksgiving play. Can YOU help catch it so the show can go on? Follow along as students turn their school upside down trying to catch the turkey, ending with a twist that ensures no turkeys are harmed (or eaten!). This hilariously zany children's picture book combines STEAM concepts and traps with a silly story and fun illustrations, perfect for starting a new fall family tradition this autumn or giving as a Thanksgiving gift for kids ages 4 and up! Thanksgiving time is here again, but there's a turkey on the run! Can you catch this tricky bird before the school play has begun? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster How to Catch a Leprechaun and more!
A New York Times bestseller! From the NYT and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a fantastical gingerbread man book that makes a funny gift for kids! Do you have what it takes to catch the Gingerbread Man? The famous storybook character has magically come to life and leapt from the pages during story time! Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose in a bookstore with the help of Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, nursery rhyme characters, and more! If you set the right traps, you might...just might be able to catch this wily cookie and finish the fairy tale! Filled with zany STEAM traps, a silly story, and fun illustrations, this hilarious picture book is the perfect read aloud for parents, educators, and kids ages 4-10! When the storyteller starts to read, "Run, run, as fast as you can," I'm off in a start, and you'll have to be smart to catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Monster and more!
From the #1 New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new dragon story, a great Chinese New Year book for kids! Do you have what it takes to snag a dragon? The How to Catch kids are off again, this time trying to catch a dragon as they chase him through Chinese New Year celebrations! Set in China during the Spring Festival, otherwise known as Chinese New Year, the wily dragon will have to avoid trap after trap as the kids run through paper lanterns, red lunar envelopes, fireworks, and more! With bonus educational content and Mandarin translations in the back to enhance your reading experience, How to Catch a Dragon is the perfect dragon book for kids ages 3-8! Dragons are a clever bunch, They're difficult to catch. You'll have to set the ultimate trap- But have you met your match? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster How to Catch an Elf and more!
A USA Today Bestseller! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new winter adventure! Our heroes' entry for the snowman contest has magically come to life—and ran away! Can YOU help catch it? Get ready for snow much fun as you travel through a winter wonderland with running, skating, and bouncing through trap after trap to catch the snowman and claim the winning prize. Will the snowman teach our heroes a lesson they'll never forget? Who snows! This delightful picture book for ages 4-10 is filled with silly rhymes, fun art, and STEAM connections perfect for families and educators to enjoy this winter or as a holiday stocking stuffer. I don't thumpity-thump or give warm hugs—that's for my snowman friends to do. Clever kids will try to trap me, but who will catch me...YOU? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!
A Very Dinosaur Birthday Educator's Guide is a companion to A Very Dinosaur Birthday by Adam Wallace. This guide can be utilized in the classroom, in a home school setting, or by parents seeking additional resources. Ideal for ages 4-10.
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