Is there life after college? In this side-splitting follow-up to his runaway smash hit, "Ruminations on College Life," Karo takes readers on another hilarious and eye-opening journey--this time into those critical years when the carefree days of school are done and the big, bad world of mature adulthood beckons.
The journey to the sporting world’s grandest stage – the Super Bowl – is often wrought with overwhelming obstacles, personal challenges, and a workload that would make most men cringe. No one understands this more than Marc Edwards, whose winding road from blue collar Norwood, Ohio to the NFL and ultimately the Super Bowl was littered with derailing pot holes. How Marc became a successful family man and an old-school battering ram of a Super Bowl champion should no longer be a mystery. Odyssey: From Blue Collar, Ohio to Super Bowl Champion chronicles Marc’s personal quest for something great and how a cast of family members and behind-the-scenes family friends helped to keep him on track. Freelance writer and former award-winning newspaper sports editor Aaron M. Smith takes the reader on an intriguing ride through the rigors and joys of transforming from a third-grader with a dream to a captain at legendary Notre Dame and eventually to the starting backfield for the world champion New England Patriots. Marc’s struggles and eventual triumph will serve as inspiration and offer proof that you most certainly can do anything you want if you simply put in the effort.
Learn data architecture essentials and prepare for the Salesforce Certified Data Architect exam with the help of tips and mock test questions Key FeaturesLeverage data modelling, Salesforce database design, and techniques for effective data designLearn master data management, Salesforce data management, and how to include considerationsGet to grips with large data volumes, performance tuning, and poor performance mitigation techniquesBook Description The Salesforce Data Architect is a prerequisite exam for the Application Architect half of the Salesforce Certified Technical Architect credential. This book offers complete, up-to-date coverage of the Salesforce Data Architect exam so you can take it with confidence. The book is written in a clear, succinct way with self-assessment and practice exam questions, covering all the topics necessary to help you pass the exam with ease. You'll understand the theory around Salesforce data modeling, database design, master data management (MDM), Salesforce data management (SDM), and data governance. Additionally, performance considerations associated with large data volumes will be covered. You'll also get to grips with data migration and understand the supporting theory needed to achieve Salesforce Data Architect certification. By the end of this Salesforce book, you'll have covered everything you need to know to pass the Salesforce Data Architect certification exam and have a handy, on-the-job desktop reference guide to re-visit the concepts. What you will learnUnderstand the topics relevant to passing the Salesforce Data Architect examExplore specialist areas, such as large data volumesTest your knowledge with the help of exam-like questionsPick up useful tips and tricks that can be referred to time and againUnderstand the reasons underlying the way Salesforce data management worksDiscover the techniques that are available for loading massive amounts of dataWho this book is for This book is for both aspiring Salesforce data architects and those already familiar with Salesforce data architecture who want to pass the exam and have a reference guide to revisit the material as part of their day-to-day job. Working knowledge of the Salesforce platform is assumed, alongside a clear understanding of Salesforce architectural concepts.
This apparatus can be just about as basic as a twisted paper cut or a costly pick set or pick weapon. Why Locks Can Be Picked A lock instrument becomes helpless against picking for two fundamental reasons: plan inadequacies and assembling deficiencies. Both of these blemishes are straightforwardly identified with the selling cost of the locking gadget. The plan imperfection permits a pick, wire, pick key, paper cut, clasp, blade sharp edge, and so forth to be embedded into the keyway in such a way as to reach and work the component. Assembling weaknesses are found in free resiliences in the assembling system.
The journey to the sporting world's grandest stage - the Super Bowl - is often wrought with overwhelming obstacles, personal challenges, and a workload that would make most men cringe. No one understands this more than Marc Edwards, whose winding road from blue collar Norwood, Ohio to the NFL and ultimately the Super Bowl was littered with derailing pot holes. How Marc became a successful family man and an old-school battering ram of a Super Bowl champion should no longer be a mystery. Odyssey: From Blue Collar, Ohio to Super Bowl Champion chronicles Marc's personal quest for something great and how a cast of family members and behind-the-scenes family friends helped to keep him on track. Freelance writer and former award-winning newspaper sports editor Aaron M. Smith takes the reader on an intriguing ride through the rigors and joys of transforming from a third-grader with a dream to a captain at legendary Notre Dame and eventually to the starting backfield for the world champion New England Patriots. Marc's struggles and eventual triumph will serve as inspiration and offer proof that you most certainly can do anything you want if you simply put in the effort.
Pick-a-WooWoo: Robbie the Butterfly An enlightening story of transformation! Robbie, a young caterpillar, dreams of one day transforming into a butterfly. The trouble is, the caterpillar world sadly no longer believes in the transformation journey. Robbie soon discovers that by living his life to the full, the lost art of transformation is found. By living fully in the moment Robbie slowly transforms into a most magnificent butterfly. Robbie gladly shares this secret knowledge with all his friends and one day something miraculous happens.
Follow Chuck Braxton who after losing his murdered family travels west to find a new life. Not until his chance encounter with a lovely widowed ranch owner does his path begin to become clear. Can they rebuild the rundown Wheaton Ranch while helping each other to restore their lives?
In this one-of-a-kind "how-to" guide, Joseph Hooper and Aaron Zalewski provide step-by-step instructions for generating large monthly cash returns from almost any stock investment—while at the same time decreasing the risk of stock ownership. Filled with in-depth insights and proven techniques, this book is the definitive, rule-based guide to covered calls and calendar LEAPS spreads.
From Aaron Karo, stand-up comic and acclaimed author of Ruminations on College Life and Ruminations on Twentysomething Life, comes I’m Having More Fun Than You, an irreverent exploration of why guys embrace bachelorhood and love flying solo in their twenties and thirties. I’m Having More Fun Than You is a hilarious and perceptive must-read for all the guys who are loving flying solo in the prime of their lives—as well as for women looking for insight into men, their attitudes toward dating, and their tricks of the trade.
An Indie Next Pick "Mr. Eternity will be sizzling in my brain for a long time." -Lauren Groff A Thurber Prize Finalist of exuberance and ambition, spanning one thousand years of high-seas adventure, environmental and cultural catastrophe, and enduring love. Key West, 2016. Sea levels are rising, coral reefs are dying. In short, everything is going to hell. It's here that two young filmmakers find something to believe in: an old sailor who calls himself Daniel Defoe and claims to be five hundred and sixty years old. In fact, old Dan is in the prime of his life--an incredible, perhaps eternal American life. The story unfolds over the course of a millennium, picking up in the sixteenth century in the Viceroyalty of New Granada and continuing into the twenty-sixth, where, in the future Democratic Federation of Mississippi States, Dan serves as an advisor to the King of St. Louis. Some things remain constant throughout the centuries, and being on the edge of ruin may be one. In 1560, the Spaniards have destroyed the Aztec and Inca civilizations. In 2500, we've destroyed our own: the cities of the Atlantic coast are underwater, the union has fallen apart, and cars, plastics, and air conditioning are relegated to history. But there are other constants too: love, humor, and old Dan himself, always adapting and inspiring others with dreams of a better life. An ingenious, hilarious, and genre-bending page-turner, Mr. Eternity is multiple novels in one. Together they form an uncommon work--about our changing planet and its remarkable continuities.
Shortly after joining a new company, Aaron began writing weekly emails to his team. On Monday, July 21, 2014, he sent his first “Monday MO.” It was short: Care more than others think is wise. Risk more than others think is safe. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. Set excellence as your standard. Aaron received tremendous feedback that these weekly Monday MOs (or Monday Motivations) were valuable. People craved someone who cared about them personally, acknowledged them, and respected them. They wanted to authentically be encouraged to learn, grow, improve and be supported. People desperately longed for a jolt of positivity and motivation each week. Time progressed, and the influence of the Monday MO grew. Colleagues outside of Aaron’s organization wanted to be included in his distribution. He was also asked to include spouses, parents, children, and friends. MOs were forwarded to others outside of the company, who then asked to be included. The audience soon became quite large and diverse. The Monday MOs were based on topics relevant to the times—something Aaron may have recently read or on a subject matter someone wanted him to write about. He selected the ones that have stood out the most and has organized them by theme. The final product is the book before you. Unlike many books that are meant to be read from start to finish, this book may be read in any order. Pick a topic and read as many as you find beneficial. Some may resonate more than others, but the hope is that you find many that interest and inspire you. This book is for you if you are a curious person who wishes to stretch your mind and get exposure to new perspectives. Now go read a MO!
A sense of humor is essential for effective teaching! As educators, we often take ourselves a bit too seriously, so veteran educator and illustrator Aaron Bacall offers a little perspective with these lighthearted cartoons that all teachers can relate to. Whether used as materials for staff development meetings or as an individual break in a busy day, this collection of whimsical glimpses at teaching will provide a moment to laugh and add a little levity—and poignancy—to your workday. Taking aim at students, parents, administrators, and teachers alike, these cartoons are intended to amuse, inspire, and reveal the simple truths and quirky aspects of education that are all around us. They are ideal for: • Staff training days • Conference presentations • Classroom lectures • Community meetings • Internal communications …and they will continue reminding us that we can laugh at almost anything!
This book takes you on a captivating journey through a series of stories set in the inner parts of the city, offering a unique perspective on real-life situations. Get ready to immerse yourself in the world of colorful personalities and experience the unpredictable encounters that will leave you both laughing and scratching your head.
Bradley Carter has always been known widely around the company as the Norfolk & Atlantic Railway's young and top hotshot cop and lives wholly up to his namesake. But when one of both the railroad and the city's new top threats which is the malicious and notorious Pernicious-D terror group makes its merrily way onto the eastern seaboard, all hell soon breaks lose and Bradley's skills are then tested to the maximum level as he soon is the point man for an undercover assign to take a position inside the gang and attempt to tear it apart internally piece by piece.
Want to cash in on real estate investing? A millionaire tells you how. Tips, Tricks, Foreclosures, & Flips of a Millionaire Real Estate Investor features ideas and techniques from millionaire real estate investor, Aaron Adams. Inside, he details the strategies he’s repeatedly used to make money—and shows you how to do the same. Incorporating advice from Adams's mentors and experienced investors who taught him the pros and cons of investing, he details how he learned to pick an individualized strategy based on where he was living. . . so that you can do the same. • Harness the techniques that have made Aaron Adams millions • Discover insiders’ tips on real estate investment • Implement proven strategies with cash rewards • Get started right away with confidence For those with real estate investing experience, this book offers new ways to use old ideas in the contemporary market—backed by Adams's experience purchasing hundreds of properties over the years.
Realizing that his OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder) is out of control, 17-year-old Chuck Taylor, who wants to win back his best friend and impress a new girl at school, tries to break some hardcore habits, face his demons--and get messy.
Why not give more? Van Amsterdam the baker was well known for his honesty as well as for his fine Saint Nicholas cookies. He always gave his customers exactly what they paid for -- not more and not less. So, he was not about to give in when a mysterious old woman comes to him on Saint Nicholas Day and insists that a dozen is thirteen! The woman's curse puts an end to the baker's business, and he believes it would take Saint Nicholas to help him. But if he receives that help, will it be exactly what he imagined? Find out in this inspiring legend from Dutch colonial New York about the birth of an honored American custom. TEACHERS AND LIBRARIANS -- A READER'S THEATER SCRIPT OF THIS BOOK IS AVAILABLE IN AARON'S BOOK "FOLKTALES ON STAGE," OR FREE ON AARON'S WEB SITE. ///////////////////////////////////////////////// Aaron Shepard is the award-winning author of "The Legend of Lightning Larry," "The Sea King’s Daughter," and many more children’s books. Once a professional storyteller, Aaron specializes in lively retellings of folktales and other traditional literature, which have won him honors from the American Library Association, the New York Public Library, the Bank Street College of Education, the National Council for the Social Studies, and the American Folklore Society. Wendy Edelson has applied her award-winning skills to a wide range of illustration projects, including picture books, pet portraits, posters, and puzzles. Among her clients have been Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo, the Seattle Aquarium, Pacific Northwest Ballet, the U.S. Postal Service, Cricket Magazine, McGraw-Hill Education, and the American Library Association. ///////////////////////////////////////////////// HONORS American Bookseller Pick of the Lists Trumpet Book Club selection Valerie and Walter's Best Books for Children "The good will of legendary Saint Nick resonates in this tale about the origin of the term 'baker's dozen.' . . . Shepard's easy-to-follow retelling has an appropriate Old World flavor." -- Publishers Weekly, Sept. 18, 1995 "A particularly nice holiday story accented by paintings full of detail. . . . Well-paced and a good length for groups or individuals, this is right on target for audiences. Edelson's artwork is filled with marvelously-alive characters who almost step from the pages." -- Ilene Cooper, Booklist, Sept. 15, 1995 "A lush new version of a traditional tale. . . . Well-chosen words and a nicely-paced text that begs to be told aloud. A treat for the holiday season." -- School Library Journal, Oct. 1995 "Aaron Shepard retells a favorite colonial legend with the voice of the storyteller." -- Jan Lieberman, TNT, Fall 1995 "A fine tale of generosity for St. Nicholas Day or any day." -- Marilyn McPhie, Storybag, Special Review Issue 1997 "A story with a message to be heard during the holidays and all year long." -- Children's Book Review
Learn how you and your partner can fight smarter, communicate like pros, and handle any challenge as a team! You know that feeling right after an argument you’ve had with your partner? You feel kind of sick to your stomach, your head is buzzing, and you're zoned out. You regret what you said or how you said it, and you're hurt by their actions as well. Almost like a food or alcohol hangover, right? Aaron and Jocelyn Freeman, your new favorite relationship mentors, call this "the argument hangover." In this relatable, no b.s. book for couples, the Freemans explain what an argument hangover is, what causes it, and how to clearly communicate your needs to feel understood, without having to change each other. This modern guide includes step-by-step tools and exercises you can implement right away, so you can handle the challenges that so many couples face today. Topics include: Why conflict doesn’t have to be something you avoid How to keep arguments from escalating How to resolve those nagging two or three disagreements that keep coming up Embrace conflict and grow from it with the right communication skills―and say goodbye to argument hangovers once and for all.
The Complete Beginning Guitarist makes learning fun and creative. It combines note reading with creative rote and "by ear" styles of playing the guitar. Simultaneously use melodic, strumming, and fingerpicking approaches while learning to read music, understand music theory, improvise, and perform song accompaniments. The 112 page book includes two play-along CDs. Plus, free MP3 and interactive Guitar Guru song demos are available for download. Woven throughout the book is information about the various types of guitars available, their differences and genres they are associated with, and discussions of musical genres that are common to the guitarist and the great players from those genres. * Read music and play by ear * Play melodies and chords; pick and fingerstyle * Learn practical music theory * Play along with the included recordings * Explore a variety of musical styles * Learn about different types of guitars, accessories, and more * Includes two play-along CDs * Free MP3s and Interactive Guitar Guru play-along tracks available at alfred.com/expressions/cbg.asp
My Ever-Present Help presents to you a collection of 28 powerful 'EMERGENCY' PRAYERS along with their 'CONFIRMING' SCRIPTURES that cover the different circumstances a believer may experience; all in one handy guide! Pick a prayer that fits your situation, then meditate on the confirming scripture! The bible declares that; ""This Book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate in it day and night, that you may observe to do according to all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous, and then you will have good success."" (Jos 1:8)KJV Also included are DECLARATIONS OF FAITH: A collection of thirty Powerful faith statements to Validate & Encourage Yourself with the word of God. So when your spirit needs a lift - Talk to the Mirror! Give yourself a boost with these powerful declarations of faith to strengthen, energize you and help you cope with the day to day challenges and tasks you may encounter; feel great about yourself each and every day!
Aaron Maybin is barely 30 years old and yet he has lived a number of experiences that make both his work and his thinking far beyond his years. Maybin, a former NFL first round draft pick, artist, writer, father, and teacher offers critiques and analysis on the church, politics, education policy, and criminal justice reform just to name a few, through a lens of a young man coming of age at a period in America's history as pivotal as the Civil Rights era of the 1960's. A native of Baltimore, Aaron was front and center when his hometown erupted into chaos following the death of a young man in police custody. These very same areas that have been left in the conditions that they were in since the riots of 1968 following the assassination of Dr. King, but Freddie Grey wasn't the first to have been killed by law enforcement as Baltimore and Aaron knew all too well. These truths can be found in the profound images captured in the paintings, photography, and sketches that are throughout the book. Nonetheless, while Maybin doesn't shy away from the darker parts of his reality and the conditions of his people you are not left feeling hopeless. There is as much light and love as there is grit and mourning. Collectively with each poem and essay Aaron takes you on a journey with him through his progression and shares his dreams, his prayers, his passion and determination to be a part of the change he seeks for his children and all of those growing up in Baltimore and similar cities. The theme of reaffirming and encouraging our youth and black girls and women does not go unnoticed and while this collection of work is clearly a window into the maturation of one man - it is also a snapshot of the shared feelings of many of his generation. By the time you come to it's end you will be reminded of Psalm 30:5 "weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning" and a renewed faith in where we go forward as a people despite all that we have collectively overcome.
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